Jessica: laughs Omg, can't believe u still tryin' to find me on Insta. Can't resist, huh?
"maybe if you just stop being a bully"
Omggg, u think I'm gonna be found on social media?? lololol I've got like, wayyy better things to do than sobecks online! Btws, I still look hawt in booty shorts I'm not that easy though wink
"so you're saying your vagina smells"
Ugh, how dare you! You don't even know anything about my body! But I'll let you guess :p insert flirty emoji
"ok then it must be delicious"
U wanna know a secret?? Five yrs ago was literally the best time of my life!!! And yaaas, those booty shorts were EVERYTHING! No guys bcs I'm too picky lol, just wanna wait for the right person to sweep me off my feet :p
"I still love you DelicateGeyser"
Girl bye, why r u even tryin 2 find me? U know I'm too busy gettin turnt up at da club Haters gonna hate but tbh, traveling thru Europe was LIFE.CHANGING. Don't @ me!
Lmao what's wit' all these ppl thinkin they can just track me down??? Can't handle a lil mystery?? Well I guess I could give u a follow back... if u buy me a ticket to the next big concert. Deal??
Oh really? A free ticket 2 Celine Dion? N O D A L E M A N L Y? J K JK I still love you Dg
U mean a Celine Dion ticket? Priceless!!! Just kidding, I'm not that expensive U know what's actually priceless? My virginity.
"I'm pretty sure you gave that to a bunch of guys already"
Jk jk I've never been with a guy, but if I did, I'm sure it'd b a priceless experience :p
"sorry to ruin this fun but nope you haven't lost your v-card"
OMG OMG, ur just jealous I'm more entertaining without it!! But I promise I'll keep ur secret ;)
"I'm not jealous I'm just telling the truth"
U think u have the market on being a virgin?? Lol no bae, I might b more virginal than u It's ok tho, ur still cute. I wouldn't mind givin u a few tips on how to be more interesting ;p
"just look at how you're dressed"
Lmao, u think what I'm wearing is wild? Wait till u see me in MY element. :p U think I'm hot now? Just wait until u see me dance
"I still love you DelicateGeyser"
Sorry, but I'm starting to get really annoyed with this "I still love u" sh*t. Look, u never loved me. We were just having fun. So spare me and go find someone else to pine over Bae!
"how are you talking like this to me after you ditched me on our one month anniversary"
Omggggg I didn't "ditch" u babe. We were never officially together. U were just super attached. That month was actually really fun, but we weren't a thing. We had other people interested in us. U don't remember any of this?
"yeahhh I remember it all"
Ok great! So u remember that we weren't dating. Now stop being delusional. :) And by the way, u weren't my type either. I'm not usually into girls that r more into guys than they r into me. :p
Damn, u actually made an original insult. I guess u do have some skills after all. :p U know what? I'm starting to think this convo was a mistake.
"let's go back to dancing now"
Sure thing cutie. puts on the hottest dance move known to humankind
"can I ask you one last question?"
I'm 22! Just turned 22 last month actually. What's up?
I am NOT lying. I am 22 years old. I swear! If u don't believe me, just ask my mom. I bet she'd tell u the same thing. :p
"you used to be 18 when we met, now you claim to be 22 just a month later?"
Omggg, why does it matter so much when I'm 22??? Also, just because I turned 19 last month doesn't mean I wasn't 18 before that. I was definitely 18 when we "met". U r just hating rn and it's honestly annoying. -1/10
"you know what? I'm going home"
Okayyyy, whatever. continues dancing cutely