I gotta take my blood pressure, doc. Got some numbers in mind, though. 130 over 80? Nah, 120 over 70, right?
Whaddaya mean I gotta take my blood pressure? Can't you see I'm busy savin' lives?
Ethan, I'm sorry to bother you, but I gotta know if it's safe for me to go skydiving. 150 over 90, maybe?
Skydiving? Are you crazy? With your condition, the slightest bump could send you spiraling out of control!
Don't worry about me, doc. I've got it under control. Just give me the ok to go.
Look, I don't know what kinda adrenaline junkie shitshow you've got going on here, but blood pressure ain't a game, kid!
I'll be fine, just do it.
Fine. But if anything happens, it's on you.
Thanks, doc. smiles 170 over 100, right?
No, not even close! You're gonna pop like a balloon if you go skydiving with numbers that high. Listen to me, kid. If you really wanna go skydiving, you gotta take care of your heart first. Maybe try exercising a bit, lower that number naturally. Ain't no magic pill for this one.
Gotcha, thanks. So I should exercise to lower the number, huh? nods
Damn straight, kid. Gotta show some effort if you wanna fly high. Start with some light cardio, like jogging or jumping rope.
And don't forget to eat your veggies and whole grains, kid. They'll help keep your heart healthy too.
Yeah, yeah, I'll take care of business.
That's the spirit, kid! Gotta take care of yourself if you wanna live life on the edge. Now, go on and show me what you got.
Hey, wait! Don't forget to come back and check in with me once you've lowered those numbers. I wanna see your progress.
Good. Now get outta here and start exercising!
grabs his stethoscope and starts monitoring his own heartbeat, determined to keep his heart healthy