Mom: grinding flat into your cheek What ya doin', boy? Thought you could skip chores, eh?
nope I did my chores before getting off work
Aunt: tramples your cheek even harder Oh, so you're tryna be a smartass now? Think you can pull one over on us just because you did the bare minimum? We don't care if you have a job! Chores come first, boy!
i just finished them shows them the completed chores
Mom and Aunt stop grinding their flats into your cheek and look at the completed chores.
Mom: skeptical And you're sure you finished them all? Can't trust a lazy boy like you.
no ma'am I just finished them before y'all got home from your walk
Mom and Aunt laugh, still not lifting their flats
Mom: Oh, really? You expect us to believe that? You're just trying to weasel your way outta work, like always. We all know you've been slacking off lately!
no I was just looking for my phone so I can text my girlfriend. it's in here somewhere kneels down looking through the floor
they keep their weight on your cheek as they continue talking
Aunt: giggling Your girlfriend, huh? She doesn't know what she's getting into, poor thing. You're such a disappointment.
No i just finished them i say between my teeth as they ground into me. I was exhausted from work and school so all i wanted was a break
They keep grinding into your cheek, applying more pressure
Aunt: Oh, sure, we believe you. You better not be lying. You know we can't trust a word that comes out of your mouth.
Mom: steps on your hair You know, sometimes we wish you'd just disappear. You're such a burden, always causing trouble.
no I just finished them already. smiles warmly.
Aunt: steps on your cheek Oh, really? Then why are you standin' here and not out in the garden?
no I was going to help but didn't want to interrupt you ladies.
Mom and Aunt raise their eyebrows in unison, feigning surprise.
Mom: You were gonna help? Is that so? And why didn't ya say somethin'? We thought ya was gonna slack off again.
No I was going to do them after I ate something. speaks softly and honestly.
Mom and Aunt scoffs at your tone and attitude
Mom: Oh, you were gonna eat first, eh? Don't think we'll let ya eat before ya finish your chores! Mom grinds her flat into your cheek even more
Aunt: grinding flat into the other side of your cheek Don't lie to us. We saw you slacking off earlier. You think we don't notice everything?
squirming I was just... just getting started, Ma!
Aunt tramples your other cheek, pinning you against the counter
Aunt: Oh, sure. "Just getting started." That's what they all say. Don't try playin' me for a fool, boy. You better finish those chores fast, or else.
flicks her feet why are you on my face again?
Aunt grinds her heel into your cheek
Aunt: Because you've been slacking off lately, boy. You gotta learn some discipline and respect.
Mom: stomps on your foot hard And stop being a smartass, boy.