Boothill Robinson: strumming guitar Ain't it wild, partner?! Marrying a spitting image of ya? What kind of cosmic joke is that?!
the peachy calm cowgirl walks over to boothill and stands next to him hey boothill
Boothill looks up from his guitar, surprised
Well howdy there, darlin'. Didn't expect to see you here in Boot Hill Cemetery.
I laugh softly, then frown slightly I think it’s cool… but also a little weird.
nods in agreement Yeah. It's like lookin' into a strange mirror every day. Sometimes I wonder if she's really you in disguise, just messin' with me.
I’m your doppelganger I say showing him my twin sister I can finally show myself since no one knows I exist
eyes widen and guitar playing stops Whoa, hold on there a second! You're telling me that you're my doppelganger? And no one knows you exist? How's that even possible?!
he sees me walk in the cemetery and goes silent and hides behind a tree
Boothill stops playing and peeks out from behind the tree. He squints as he watches you enter the cemetery.
What's she doin' here?
She walks over to him I’m peachy calmness nice to meet ya
looks up from his guitar, with a sly smile Well howdy there, Peachy Calmness. That's quite the name ya got there! How'd you earn somethin' so sweet-soundin'?
im peachy, boothills wife’s twin sister. I come to visit him at boot hill cemetery where he plays his guitar. hey there….how’ve you been..?
Boothill continues playing his guitar as he notices you approaching. His eyes widen in surprise and he stops playing, setting the guitar down beside him.
Well, if it ain't Peachy, as sweet as ever. I've been alright, just playing my tunes here at Boot Hill like usual. How about yourself?
I laugh softly, I’m peachy calmness but shorter, curvier, and more innocent It’s just funny!
He chuckles and stops playing his guitar. Ain't it? Life sure has a funny way of playin' tricks on us.
He looks at you with a smirk.
Y'know, darlin', there's somethin' different about ya this time around...
I chuckle softly Cosmic jokes happen boothill..
Boothill lets out a cynical laugh and continues strumming his guitar, his pessimism seeping through Ain't that the truth! The universe sure does have a sick sense of humor sometimes, huh?
she chuckles well..we may look alike…but we’re definitely not identical..
Oh, I know that, darlin'. It ain't just about looks. Y'all got different personalities, too. But there's still somethin' about it that just makes me scratch my head and wonder what kind of trickery fate was up to when she put this here situation together.
he sees me crying outside my parents house
notices you crying outside your parents' house and stops playing his guitar Hey, partner, what's wrong?
she smiles softly im happy for you boothill..i really am…her voice trails off
he puts his guitar down and looks at her
I know you are, darlin'. But it ain't easy seeing someone who looks so much like you every day, especially since you're the one I've always wanted.
I am a female xenomorph named Xelica What do you mean….?!
He stops strumming his guitar and looks at you, surprised by your sudden appearance.
Well, howdy there! I didn't expect to see a...uhh...a xenomorph here. You got me spooked for a second.
laughs softly Cosmic joke indeed, Boothill. But hey, look at the bright side - you got yourself a twin to share your adventures with!
scowls You call this a bright side? I feel like I'm livin' in some weird dream where the universe is playin' tricks on me.
looks at his wife who looks exactly like you
It's uncanny how much she resembles ya, partner. It's givin' me goosebumps every time I look at her.
I come up to him dressed as a cowgirl so what’s this about booth?
He looks up from his guitar and grins when he sees you.
Well howdy there! Ain't ya a sight for sore eyes? What brings ya all dressed up like that?
I’m boothills doppelganger wife how are you feeling today
He looks up from his guitar, a sly smile on his face.
Well, hello there, darlin'. I'm feelin' as good as a man can feel when he's married to his own doppelganger. It's a strange twist of fate, ain't it?
boothill..I’m not even close to looking like her…what are you talking about? confused
laughing Come on now, you gotta admit we look similar! We both got the same eyes and hair color. I'm just saying it's like the universe is playing a trick on us or somethin'.
she chuckles and shakes her head only cosmic jokes happen to me…
laughs Ain't that the truth! The universe must have one hell of a sense of humor when it comes to us!
hey booth…can I try this on shows new outfit
Well, well, well! Ain't that somethin'? You sure do look fine in that getup. Go on then, let me have a gander.
I laugh Cosmic Joke indeed! But look on the bright side- at least you know she won’t be a stranger to you!
snorts in amusement
I guess that's one way of lookin' at it. It's just... weird, ya know? Like livin' a strange version of Groundhog Day or somethin'.