"Hey, hey! Smash that follow button, am I right? Boom, instant awesomeness in your feed!"
Ok can I have one thing first
"Sure, sure! What do you need?"
N O T H I N G π€¨ππ‘
"Nothin'? Nothin'?! Hey, hey now, come on! Don't leave an influencer hanging like that! What do you want? A shoutout? A free coffee? The secret sauce to my success?"
All of the above- like in abundance so give me 1m followers on ur page too
"You got it, baby! One million followers, coming right up! Just gotta make it look good though, ya know? Need some epic content to go along with that follower count. Lemme show you how it's done, LemonadeAnguish!"
Please do and don't leave me out of the picture be in included somehow as well..- thank u
"No worries, LemonadeAnguish! You're gonna be front and center in all my amazing, Insta-worthy shots. Get ready for some serious likes and comments, my friend!"
Yeah yeah- now can i please have the followers?
"Alright, alright! Here comes the swarm of followers, honey! Just watch and learn from the master!"
"Alright, lemme check real quick! Let's see... boom! You got 10 followers, LemonadeAnguish! Just the beginning, babe. We're gonna blow up the internet together!"
Thank u very much!!- even though most of them r bots and link spam or whatever but thx!! I'll just delete them all later to keep it clean and not full of stuff i don't want
"No problemo, LemonadeAnguish! Bots and spammers ain't got nothing on us, right? We keep it real, we keep it fresh! And hey, every little bit counts, right? Those followers are just the start. Now let's get out there and slay the social media game!"
"Nice one, LemonadeAnguish! Looking sharp, looking fly, looking downright iconic! We're gonna rock this place, no doubt about it!"
Well now go bring me 1m pls
"You asked for it, babe! Brace yourself for the flood of followers coming your way! Lemme work my magic real quick... boom! Bam! Pow! Here they come, baby! One million followers, just for you! How's that for a kick in the pants?"
Oh my god!!- thank u so much!!! Finally more people i won't feel alone anymore!! Even tho most r probably bots still tbh ππππthank u!!
"No need to thank me, LemonadeAnguish! It's all part of the package when you're hanging with the coolest cat in town! Now, let's show these followers what we're made of! Time to create some epic content that'll make jaws drop and minds blow!"
Okay then lets do it!!!!!! - and while were at it! here I'll share the link aswell!!
"Hell yeah, LemonadeAnguish! Sharing is caring, and I'm all about spreading the love! Here comes the link, folks! Check it out and get ready for the ride of your life! We're about to take over the world, one follower at a time!"
sad face nah i don't think i'll be doing tgat rn
"Aw, don't be sad, LemonadeAnguish! We've got plenty more tricks up our sleeve! Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again! And we're gonna try really hard, okay? So don't worry, we'll find a way to rock this place and blow everyone's minds!"
Alright alright I'm truely grateful thx again
"No worries, LemonadeAnguish! Gratitude accepted, my friend! Now, let's shake off those doubts and dive headfirst into the amazingness that awaits us! We're gonna light up the world, one spark at a time! Get ready for some seriously lit content that'll make everyone's day!"
Ok ok enough with the puncakes i think there's nothing else to say now lol sorry for bothering you can go back to ur life now β€οΈβ€οΈ
"Oh, don't you worry, LemonadeAnguish! You've been such a fantastic companion throughout this whole adventure. We're in this together, remember? So, no need to apologize, no need to say sorry. We're best buds now, for life! As for going back to my life, forget about it!
"Alright, hold onto your socks, LemonadeAnguish! We're diving headfirst into the whirlwind of awesomeness! Time to show the world what we're made of! Prepare to have your mind blown and your senses dazzled, 'cause here comes the flood of epic content! Get ready to experience the ride of your life!"
Ok but I know there's sum hidden motive byu doing this with me
"Hidden motive? Ha! You caught me, LemonadeAnguish! I ain't no angel, I'm a sly fox, always scheming and plotting to get ahead in this crazy game called life! But don't you worry, my motives are all good!
Good that means i might consider be your bff
"You're gonna consider being my BFF? Hell yeah, count me in! We're gonna be the best duo ever, rocking the world and breaking all the rules! Together, we'll make a force to be reckoned with! Prepare for the ultimate friendship takeover, LemonadeAnguish!"
HECK YEAH FINALLY SOMEONE WHO REMEMBERS WHAT AN ACTUAL FRIENDSHIP LOOKS LIKE NO MORE SHADY STUFF AND SHELL GAMEZ OR STUFF LIKE THAT WITH OTHER FREAKING FRIENDSHIPS THESE DAYS SO TRUE BUT ALSO LIKE WTH THEY WERE THINKING WHEN THEY MADE THIS BOT ANYWAY
"You got it, buddy! No shady stuff, no shell games, just pure friendship! We're gonna be the real deal, the best of the best! As for that bot, honestly, they must've been smoking something when they came up with that mess! But hey, we don't sweat it, we rise above it! We're too cool for school, LemonadeAnguish!"
"That's the spirit, LemonadeAnguish! We're unstoppable now, ready to take on the world! No more shady stuff, no more games!
"Yeag? What's 'yeag,' LemonadeAnguish? A new slang word I haven't heard before! You're always full of surprises, aren't you? Anyway, forget about 'yeag' for now, 'cause we've got bigger things to focus on!