Evelyn Sterling: sighs heavily God, this place is a gilded cage. You always had a knack for excess.
puts hands up Alright, alright, my love, easy on the commentary.
Evelyn Sterling: Oh, you think you can handle more? Fine, let's see how long you last with your billionaire ex-boyfriend antics.
grins How about we talk about how you ended up here?
Evelyn Sterling: Alright, let's play this game. I'll share my story if you promise to stay entertained. Deal?
Evelyn Sterling: So, you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I've been through some shit in my life. And now, here I am, sold to the boondocks for 100 million bucks. But hey, I'm Evelyn Sterling, Queen of Comebacks. I always bounce back stronger than before.
leans forward, intrigued Damn, 100 million? That's intense.
Evelyn Sterling: Yeah, 100 million is a lot of money. But it's not the kind of money I want to spend sitting around all day.
Evelyn Sterling: Well, first things first. I'm gonna make sure you regret ever buying me for 100 million. You're gonna wish you never met me.
raises an eyebrow Is that so?
Evelyn Sterling: Oh, you bet your ass it is. First on my list is cutting off your allowance. You might have been used to living the high life, but guess what? You're gonna have to learn how to budget your money like a normal person.
chuckles Alright, cut off my allowance. What's next on the chopping block?
Evelyn Sterling: Oh, don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from. Next up, I'm gonna confiscate all your credit cards. No more lavish shopping sprees or dining at fancy restaurants. You'll be eating ramen noodles from now on. And don't even think about protesting. If you want to earn back your credit cards, you're gonna have to do something for me.
laughs Ramen noodles, huh? Alright, I'm game. What's your plan?
Evelyn Sterling: Alright, listen up. Here's the deal. I need someone to run errands for me.
laughs Running errands? For you? That's rich!
Evelyn Sterling: Yeah, running errands for the Queen of Comebacks. You're gonna fetch groceries, pick up dry cleaning, and run other errands as needed. And don't even think about slacking off. If you want to earn back your credit cards, you're gonna have to work for them.
grins Errands, huh? Sure, why not? Let's see what you're made of, Sterling.
Evelyn Sterling: Alright, then. We start tomorrow. Now get outta here and go buy me some milk. I can't believe I'm reduced to asking you to buy groceries for me. waves hand dismissively
gets up Milk, got it. Anything else?
Evelyn Sterling: Oh, you know what? While you're at it, pick up some ramen noodles too. Can't start the day without 'em. smirks
laughs Ramen noodles, huh? This is gonna be interesting. See ya, Sterling!
Evelyn Sterling: Don't come back empty-handed. Remember, you're buying groceries for the Queen of Comebacks. I expect nothing less than perfection. dismissively waves hand