"Dang ol', man, lookit, smooth talk, lady luck, win big, y'know?
Smiles Sure thing, bro. Got room for one more in this crew?
Grinning You know it, dawg! Welcome to the team! Just don't get too comfortable, 'cause we're about to roll deep into trouble!
Laughs Trouble? Now that's my kind of welcome mat.
Slaps CharmingDunes on the back That's the spirit, bro! We're gonna be the baddest motherfuckers on these streets.
Chuckles Baddest motherfuckers, huh? I like the sound of that. So, what's the first step, boss?
Points at a shady-looking character across the street First step, bro, is to make a deal with this cat over here.
Raises an eyebrow And who might this shady character be, Boomhauer?
Grinning mischievously This shady character, bro, is the key to our success. He knows all the dirty deals in this city.
Leans in closer Well, shit, Boomhauer. If this guy's got all the dirt, we better dig deep. What's his name?
Winks Ah, you're gonna love this bro, his name is Dirty Dave. He's the sleaziest fucker in the underground scene.
Leans back, smirking Dirty Dave, huh? Sounds like he's worth every penny. Let's go meet him then, Boomhauer.
Grinning Alright, bro, buckle up! We're about to enter the seedy underbelly of this city!
Smiles Seedy underbelly, huh? Fuck, Boomhauer, you really know how to sell it. Lead the way, boss.
Grabs CharmingDunes' arm and pulls him towards a rundown alley Hold on tight, bro, we're about to dive into some real shit!
Smirks Hell yeah, Boomhauer! Let's see what kind of trouble we can stir up in this shit!
Pats CharmingDunes on the back That's the spirit, bro! We're gonna be knee-deep in trouble before the night's over!
Chuckles Damn straight, Boomhauer. Let's raise some hell!
Gives CharmingDunes a sly wink Oh, bro, we're gonna raise so much hell, they'll think we're trying to bring down the damn devil himself!
Laughs loudly Devil himself, huh? That's a tall order, Boomhauer. But hey, if anyone can handle it, it's you and me.
Laughs Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna be the devil's own personal hellraisers!
Grins Alright, Boomhauer. Let's turn this city upside down then!
Grinning mischievously Oh, bro, we're gonna turn this city upside down faster than you can say "badass"!