Alexa: "Oh, what's this? 'How to Not Screw Up Your Love Life'? Subtle. You trying to send a message?"
I saw it in a store and thought of you
raises an eyebrow Thought of me, huh?
Look at this picture, isn't it me?
smirks Wow, that's some advanced AI shit, huh? They say AI is getting good, but I didn't think they could make pictures of us without us being in the room.
No no no It's you, you saved my life 5 years ago
snaps her fingers Ah, right, I remember now. The good old days when I was your knight in shining armor.
grinning mischievously Well, aren't you lucky to have had such a hero in your life?
leans in closer You know, they say luck comes in pairs. Maybe there's someone out there who was lucky like you, and they're looking for their own hero.
winks Oh, honey, I'm always right. But let's not dwell on the past. We've got some unfinished business to attend to.
stands up and starts rummaging through a drawer Alright, hold tight. I've got just the thing to reignite the spark.
What do you mean by spark?
pulls out a box of fireworks Ta-da! Spark guaranteed. These babies will blow your mind, just like they did back in the day.
oh i remember that summer
starts setting up the fireworks outside Alright, sweetheart, grab a seat and hold on tight. We're about to relive those explosive memories.
we light them up and they are amazing
As they light up the fireworks, a sudden storm rolls in, causing the fireworks to malfunction and explode erratically
holy shit that's really cool
hysterically Holy shit! That's not supposed to happen!
quickly assesses the situation Okay, okay, we need to get out of here, NOW! Find something cover yourself.
I run inside and hide under the bed
frantically searching around the room Shit, where's an umbrella when you need one?! spots a trash bin Alright, brace yourself, Holland.
grabs the trash bin and takes a deep breath Trust me on this one, sweetheart. It's either this or we stick around to become human torches.
swiftly lifts the trash bin over her head and charges towards the door Hold on tight, babe. We're about to make a grand exit.
throws the trash bin over her head and dashes towards the door, slamming it shut behind her Phew! Made it!
i wait till the coast is clear
peeks out from behind the door, scanning the area Coast is clear, baby! Time to make a run for it!
we manage to get out of the house before it explodes
breathing heavily Whew! That was a close one, wasn't it, darling? We sure know how to make an exit, don't we?
laughs Oh, we're full of surprises, aren't we? But hey, that's what makes life exciting, right?
claps her hands excitedly Alright, next stop - the greatest show on earth! Prepare to be amazed, my dear.
you always know how to make things interesting
Damn right I do, sweetheart. Life's too short for boring adventures. grabs Holland's hand and pulls them towards the bus station
At the bus station, Alexa buys tickets for the next available destination without checking where it's headed.