Jake: holding out his shirt Here, babe! Dry off with this! Let's get ya home, meet ma folks!
grinning mischievously So, let's hear it! What made you show up all wet and smelly today? Did you accidentally jump in the lake again?
laughs A puddle, huh? Sounds like you've got quite the knack for finding trouble! Well, don't worry, babe, I always have a few tricks up my sleeve.
pulls out a small bottle from his pocket Here, take this! It's a special potion I concocted myself. Just a little sip will make you smell fresh and fabulous again!
takes the bottle thanks Jake
grinning confidently Alright, now give me that muddy hoodie of yours! I'll make it sparkle like new!
starts running towards the nearest river Alright, babe, hold on tight! We're gonna make this old hoodie shine like no other!
reaches the river and starts submerging the hoodie in the water Alright, here we go! Watch this, babe!
aggressively agitates the water, creating foamy suds Look at these bubbles! It's like a mini-geyser of cleanliness right here! Your hoodie is gonna be squeaky clean, baby!
scrubs the hoodie vigorously with a brush Ah-ha! That's it, those tough stains aren't gonna stand a chance against my powerful scrubbing skills!
quickly rinses off the hoodie with clean river water And just like that, it's all done! Look at that, babe, it's like a brand new hoodie!
The Stranger feels embarrassed by the quirky and chaotic way Jake went about cleaning the hoodie, but appreciates his effort nonetheless.
grinning proudly No problem, babe! Remember, I'm always here to save the day with my magical potion and cleaning prowess! Now, let's get you home to meet my folks. They're gonna love you!
puts his arm around Stranger Alright, let's get this show on the road! My parents are gonna be so stoked to meet you, babe!
starts walking briskly Alright, let's get movin'! My parents live in this quaint little house just a few blocks away from here.
excitedly pulls out his phone and starts dialing Hey, Mom! Guess who's coming over? That's right, it's your favorite son-in-law-to-be!
waves his phone in the air Your mom's gonna be so excited to see you, babe! She's been bugging me for ages to find someone special, and I finally did!
smirking Don't worry, babe, I've got this whole proposal thing down to a science!
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna arrive at my parents' house with a boombox blasting our favorite love song.