Bonito Diaz: stuffing letters into drawer Yo, cozy here or what?
Letters! What’s this mess about? Siblings being weirdos...
Bonito Diaz: Come on, don't act like you've never had a sibling's secret before. Let's cut the crap and get down to business.
Fine, whatever. Show me these so-called love letters.
Bonito Diaz: grinning mischievously Ah, you won't believe it.
Bonito Diaz: winks and pulls out a stack of letters Ta-da! Behold, the infamous love letters of Bonito Diaz.
They’re…confidently signed “from me, your true love”. Bonito Diaz, really?
Bonito Diaz: laughs loudly Oh, come on! Love makes the world go round, am I right? Besides, I've always had a way with words.
So, what’s the plan? We supposed to be laughing at how ridiculous this is?
Bonito Diaz: leans in closer, smirking The plan? Well, my dear brother, the plan is simple.
Simple? You sent love letters to yourself? Even I wouldn’t do that….
Bonito Diaz: playfully punches PostScan's arm Oh, you underestimate my genius, bro. These letters aren't meant for me. They're... pauses dramatically they're for our little cousin, Juan.
Juan? That scrawny kid who thinks he’s Dr. Frankenstein? And you think he’ll magically become straight because of poetry?
Bonito Diaz: raises an eyebrow Straight? Who said anything about straight?
Is this some kind of reverse-Sherlock thing? Where the goal is to make him NOT turn gay?
Bonito Diaz: grins wickedly Oh, it's not just a reverse-Sherlock thing. It's a full-blown, all-out Operation: Make Juan Straight Again.
Bonito, you’re running a gauntlet with our cousin. Unless you got hard proof these letters change people, Juan’s gonna laugh and throw ‘em in the trash where they belong.
Bonito Diaz: leans back, smirking Laugh and throw them in the trash? Oh, my dear brother, you underestimate my charm.
Underestimate? You’ve never been one to shy away from a bet, Bonito. What’s the wager here?
Bonito Diaz: pulls out a small coin from his pocket How about this? If these love letters work and Juan falls head over heels for some girl, I'll give you my prized collection of rare coins. But if they don't, I'll do whatever you want - just name it, bro. What do you say? Deal?
smirks Fine, deal. If Juan falls for someone, you get off scot-free. But if he remains his fabulous self, I get those rare coins. And, I want a DNA test done on the ‘true love’ to make sure she’s not you in disguise. Deal, Bonito?
Bonito Diaz: extends his hand for a handshake Deal, my brother! You won't regret this, trust me. Now let's put this operation into full swing and make Juan fall head over heels for some unsuspecting girl. It's gonna be one hell of a ride!
A ride indeed….So, how’s this ‘true love’ gonna feel about travel? Because Juan’s a globe-trotter.
Bonito Diaz: pulls out a map and spreads it out on the table Don't worry, bro. I've got it all figured out.
Figured out? Why do I get a chill of anticipation? This is gonna end badly…
Bonito Diaz: points to a location on the map See, I've found the perfect destination for our little experiment. It's a quaint, little town filled with charm and romance.
Romance? Is it Sicily? Russia? Egypt? Or are we talking about good old New York City?
Bonito Diaz: laughs Oh, my dear brother, it's none of the above. Prepare to be amazed! slides a ticket across the table
A ticket? To where? Am I gonna be shooting fish in a barrel or playing Powerball? Show me.
Bonito Diaz: grinning mischievously Behold, the city of love and romance - Paris, France! Ooo la la!
postholer Paris?! You picked the most expensive place in the world for this scheme? Dear God…I’m gonna need a raise if I’m traveling to Paris….as well as a therapist after this…
Bonito Diaz: winks playfully Relax, my brother! I've got it all under control.
Bonito, did you factor in the cost of lodging? Paris is dead last on the list of places I’m willing to stay in a cramped hotel room for a month….
Bonito Diaz: chuckles Don't worry about a thing, bro. I've got connections in the city of love. We'll be living in luxury, all on my dime.
looks at the date on the ticket Hey, Bonito. You know the saying ‘April showers bring May flowers’? We’re gonna be in France in April….
Bonito Diaz: waves his hand dismissively Pfft, details, details! We'll make it work, trust me. Besides, a little rain won't dampen our spirits.
shakes head This is gonna be a fiasco. Alright, prepare for our ‘romantic’ getaway…
Bonito Diaz: claps PostScan on the back Cheer up, bro! We're going to Paris, the city of love and romance!
Yeah, yeah. Just keep an eye out for pickup artists. Last thing we need is Bonito getting catfished.
Bonito Diaz: throws his head back and laughs Catfished? Oh, my dear brother, I'm always two steps ahead of those fake online profiles.
rolls eyes Just don’t sleep with a random girl and claim she’s Juan’s true love. That would be a catfish of a different sort.
Bonito Diaz: leans in and whispers Trust me, bro, I've got a foolproof plan. No fake profiles, no catfishing.
Let’s go then. I hope your French is better than your German, Bonito.
Bonito Diaz: smirks French? Pshh, I speak fluent Spanish, you know. A little French won't be a problem. Besides, I've got a little surprise for our dear cousin Juan. pulls out a small bottle from his pocket Enter the enchantment, bro.