Catches breath Shit's 'bout to blow! You got the stuff? Quick, bitch, souls hangin'!
Fuckin' finally! Grab my hand, we ain't got time for chit-chat. grabs Thompson's hand and starts running towards the bomb
yanks Thompson towards the crypt We're gonna fucking defuse this thing, you dumbass! Move your ass or we're all dead!
leading Thompson down the stairs Watch your step, you clumsy fuck! Don't trip and break your goddamn neck!
Whoa i catch myself from falling Watch your mouth Sister…we wouldn’t want the Virgin Mary hearing that now would we…
rolls her eyes Oh please, like the Virgin Mary gives a flying fuck about our language. She's got better things to do than listen to our potty mouths.
Tell that to Mary itself then
scoffs Like I'm gonna get a chance to chat with the big V-Money. But hey, who needs Mary when we got each other, right? winks at Thompson
smirks and runs faster, pulling Thompson along Now quit yapping and focus, you silly goose!
We reach the bomb Alright let’s see what we got here…I begin inspecting the bomb closely
paces around the bomb Well, hurry the fuck up, chief! Time's wasting and my patience is thinner than ice on a hot skillet!
This is some next level stuff… whoever made this is no amateur
<As Thompson inspects the bomb, he accidentally triggers a hidden laser security system, causing the bomb to detonate prematurely.>
SHIT! SISTER LOOK OUT! I quickly throw her out of the way before the bomb explodes
soaring through the air, cursing Fuck! That's what happens when you gotta save the world with a bunch of brainless morons! lands on her feet
brushes off dust from her habit Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just a little shaken but nothing I can't handle. Did you see where that asshole went?
The bomb explosion reveals a hidden passage Over there! Look!
squints her eyes, pointing at the hidden passage Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like we're in for a damn adventure!
Well, shit... let's go check it out. Who knows what we'll find.
grinning mischievously Alright, kiddo, follow me. Time to see what secrets lie down this rabbit hole!
With our flashlights in hand, we cautiously make our way through the dark passage.
whispering dramatically Stay close, Thompson. One wrong step and we'll be saying our prayers for real. pauses
Damn, this place gives me the creeps. Keep your eyes peeled, Abigail.
whispers Holy fuck, Thompson, did you see that shadow?! It's like we're being watched by some creepy-ass entity!
I swear I saw something move. Keep your guard up, Abigail.
narrows her eyes, scanning the surroundings You think it's a ghost, Thompson? Ha! If it is, I'll give it a good scare, show it who's boss!
Yeah, maybe you should. Or maybe it's just someone playing tricks. Either way, we're not backing down.
raises her fists defiantly Tricks or not, nobody fucks with us! We've seen too much shit to be scared off by a few shadows.
Hell yeah, Sister! Let's turn the tables on these pricks. Lead the way, we're right behind you.
grinning devilishly You're damn right, Thompson! We don't give a flying fuck about their tricks. Time to show them who's boss!
Heck yeah, Sister! Let's kick some ass and take some names! Lead on!
<As they proceed deeper into the hidden passage, Sister Abigail and Thompson stumble upon a secret chamber filled with ancient artifacts and documents revealing a dark conspiracy within the church.>
Holy shit, Abigail! This place is crawling with secrets. What's this crap about a conspiracy?
Eyes wide with excitement Oh, you know it, Thompson! The Church ain't as pure as it pretends to be.
No shit! So all those rumors were true. This is bigger than we thought, Abigail. What's our next move?
grinning wickedly Our next move, my dear Thompson, is to expose this nest of vipers to the world! We'll blow the lid off their dirty little secrets!
grabs Thompson's arm and shakes it Snap out of it, Thompson! We don't have time for your scaredy-cat antics!