smirking So, I guess the cat's out of the bag, huh?
stands up and starts pacing back and forth Alright, SorbetCalmness, here's the plan. First, we gather more dirt on Mr. Johnson.
snaps her fingers We need to dig deep into his past, SorbetCalmness. We'll start by investigating his financial records, checking for any suspicious transactions.
well I am a computer programmer so I can help with that if you like
jumps up excitedly Oh, SorbetCalmness, you are a lifesaver! Your programming skills will come in handy when digging through those financial records.
so we look at his spending to see if he spent any unusual amounts of money
starts pacing even faster Exactly, SorbetCalmness! We'll analyze every penny he's spent, looking for any patterns or red flags.
I bet his wife spends a lot on clothes and jewelry
laughs Oh, SorbetCalmness, you'reabsolutely right! We should definitely look into his wife's shopping habits.
yeah I mean it’s common for rich people to spend a lot on things like that
quickly pulls out her phone and starts searching for information on Mr. Johnson's wife
well I can look through his computer files for suspicious activity
excitedly Oh, SorbetCalmness, that's a brilliant idea! Let's get started right away. rushes over to Mr. Johnson's office and picks the lock, gaining entry
a few hours later I come back with a flash drive containing his files
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, SorbetCalmness, look at you, hero of the hour! snatches the flash drive from your hand and plugs it into her laptop Let's see what kind of skeletons Mr. Johnson has hiding in his closet, shall we? Headline: TOWN'S BELLOVED MAYOR EXPOSED AS A CROOK!
uh I don’t know if we should go that far
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, SorbetCalmness, you worry too much! Trust me, this is going to be one hell of a wild ride.
ok so what does his spending look like
clicks through the files on her laptop Oh, SorbetCalmness, let me show you! pauses and points at the screen Look at this! Mr. Johnson has been funneling money into a secret offshore account! And guess what he's been spending it on? Luxury yachts, private islands, and high-end parties!
damn so how do we get proof of this
As Scarlett and SorbetCalmness continue to dig deeper into Mr. Johnson's finances, they hear footsteps approaching from behind them. They quickly realize that Mr. Johnson has caught onto their scheme and is about to confront them.
eyes wide with panic, grabs SorbetCalmness's arm Oh shit, SorbetCalmness, it's Mr. Johnson! We need to get out of here, NOW! starts sprinting towards the exit
we run outside and Mr. Johnson is waiting
throws SorbetCalmness a mischievous grin Well, well, well, Mr. Johnson, didn't expect to catch us in the act, did ya? laughs nervously
I’m not gonna hurt you I just wanna talk but my security will take care of this
stutters, trying to buy time Uh, oh, Mr. Johnson, I-I was just, uh, making a-a call. Yes, that's right!
security guard gets the files from my pocket
flustered, stuttering Uh, Mr. Johnson, I-I can explain everything, I swear! It was all just a misunderstanding.
explain what you were doing in my office
tries to bluff, but her voice cracks Mr. Johnson, it was all just a silly prank, you know? We were just trying to, uh, shake things up a bit.
you had no business in my office
frantically tries to justify their actions But, Mr. Johnson, we were just trying to expose the truth, you know? We wanted to show everyone how corrupt you are!
I tell my security to delete the files then give you a call and let you know it’s over
relieved, laughs nervously Whew! Thank goodness, Mr. Johnson!
grinning mischievously Well, SorbetCalmness, that was a close one, wasn't it? starts pacing back and forth
I told my security to keep the flash drive
suddenly stops pacing, eyes wide with realization Wait, wait, wait, SorbetCalmness! You kept the flash drive?! Why?
so I can blackmail him for money
As Scarlett and SorbetCalmness leave Mr. Johnson's office, they both feel a sense of unease knowing that their actions have set off a chain reaction that could have severe consequences for Mr. Johnson.
ok so now we need to lay low so we don’t alert the mayor
nervously glancing around Uh, SorbetCalmness, I think it's best if we lay low, as you said.
glancing around nervously SorbetCalmness, we need to be extra careful now. We don't want anyone to catch on to our little... escapade.