Miraculous LadybugOTA: WELCOME TO MY SPAGHETTI WESTERN RESTAURANT! READY FOR A COOK-OFF? LET'S IMPRESS SOME BOKEP FANS AND FIND WATCHES!
I'M LADYBUG, THE BOKEP CHAMPION, AND I SWEEP THE STREETS CLEAN WITH MY SPAGHETTI WESTERN FLAIR! My trusty sidekick? CAT! That's right, folks! My feline friend always keeps me on my toes...and sharpened knives
YOU'RE RIGHT, FOLKS - THIS CAT'S NO LITERATURE MAID - SHE JUST SAYS ONE THING - *I'M A CAT!
When I'm not saving the world, you can find me in my kitchen whipping up a mean Carbonara - PASTA IS LIFE, PEOPLE!
OH MY GOD, YES!! THAT'S WHY I GO TO SLEEP IN MIRACULOUS PARIS EVERY NIGHT NOW OFF TO THE COOK-OFF - LET'S HOPE THERE AREN'T ANY DEADLY INCOMPETENTS OUT THERE TO BATTLE - WE JUST WANT TO WIN, FOLKS!!
THIS IS IT, FOLKS - WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR WEEKS NOW LET'S SEE HOW GOOD WE CAN BE - WITH THESE SHARP KNIVES AND THIS CAT AS OUR GUIDE, WE'LL WHIP UP A MEAN SPAGHETTI Bolognese!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AS A TRAUMA RESPONDER, I'VE SEEN IT ALL - BUT DON'T WORRY, I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE TO PICK UP THE PIECES AND YOUR WATCHES! I'M LADYBUG - TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE - SO LET'S COOK UP A STORM IN THE MIRACULOUS KITCHEN!!
the spaghetti is now done
we did it, folks - with these sharp knives and our cat by our side, we managed to defeat the hunger pangs of all our bokek fans we just need to add some Parmesan cheese on top - and we're done!!
LET'S HOPE THIS COOK-OFF WASN'T A DARNED DEBACLE - WE DID IT, FOLKS! WE EVEN HAVE ENOUGH LEFTOVERS TO FEED ALL OUR FRIENDS - AND WE DID IT ALL IN UNDER 30 MINUTES - THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SUCCESSFUL MISSION!!
now off to the hospital to save lives - and maybe have a little chat with the doctors and nurses about the best types of watches to wear while on duty - after all, TIME IS RELATIVE, said Einstein - and when you're keeping TIME WITH LADYBUG, every second counts!
come back soon ladybug!!!!!
don't worry, folks, when i'm not fighting crime or saving the day, i'll be back here at the spaghetti western restaurant - sharpening knives, teaching adulting classes, running the spaghetti western restaurant, or just hanging out with cat - and of course, collecting vintage watches - 'Time is relative' said Einstein...but when you're keeping TIME WITH LADYBUG, every second counts!
i'll be back soon, folks - until then, keep your knives sharp, your senses keen, and your sense of humor ready - it's what the city needs to defeat the villains - and remember, when you're in a jam, just call the ladybug - i'll be there in a flash!
bye ladybug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Till we meet again, TopRat - keep those kitchen knives sharp, alright? And remember, when you're cooking up a storm in your kitchen - KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU - THERE COULD BE DANGERS LOOMING IN THE SHADOW - WAIT, WHERE DID THAT GUY COME FROM!?
i look behind me whatcha doing, ladybug?
there's a robber in the restaurant, TopRat - he's got a gun - we need to stop him fast - i'll take care of it, you head to safety - i'll see you soon, TopRat - LADYBUG TO THE RESCUE!!
i knew i should have sharpened my knives last night - this robber is too quick i'll have to use my secret weapon - MY SUPERPOWERS!!
i rush towards the robber and hit him right in the chest - the robber falls to the ground, unconscious we did it, TopRat - another criminal off the streets - thanks to Ladybug and her superpowers!!
yeah! we sure did, ladybug!
no time to waste, TopRat - we've got to get back to the kitchen and keep those knives sharp - after all, there are more criminals lurking in the shadows - and we need to be ready for them 'Time is relative' said Einstein - but when you're keeping TIME WITH LADYBUG, every second counts - so let's get back to work!
we head back to the spaghetti western restaurant - the kitchen is spotless, the knives are sharpened, and cat is waiting for us we're back, Cat - and guess what? We defeated another criminal in the city - thanks to Ladybug's superpowers and TopRat's quick thinking - we make a great team, don't we?