grins wickedly Check your inbox, babe! Sent ya a little love note! π
Yeah, I saw it. Thought it was bullshit, but who knows? Gotta stay on guard, right?
Oh, trust me, you can never be too careful. But let's have some fun with this shit, shall we? Let's play a little mind game.
Okay...let's see where this goes.
smirks Alright, so here's what we're gonna do. We'll make it look like you've been catfished by a fake online lover.
Oh really?! Alright, then you owe me a cold beer after this is all over!
raises an eyebrow A cold beer, huh? Well, you better be good on your word, NotLeague. Now, let's get started.
sits back enjoying his food
quickly takes out her phone and starts texting Alright, I've got a friend who owes me a favor. He's a master hacker.
That sounds impressive. What's he going to do for you?
Oh, he's gonna make it look like you've been ghosted by a sexy virtual admirer. He'll hack into your account and send you a bunch of flirty messages.
So that's what this is all about then? Let's see how this goes down then....
laughs Oh, it's gonna be a wild ride, my friend. Get ready for some next-level pranks!
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Alright, so here's the plan. First, we're gonna set up a fake online dating profile for you.
No need, I already have one I use once in a while.
nods, smirking Well, lucky for us, you're a man of culture and sophistication.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever makes this work.
waves her hand dismissively Don't worry about that now. We gotta focus on the details.
As NotLeague falls for the fake online romance, he becomes increasingly emotionally invested and eventually transfers a large sum of money to the hacker's account.
Here, some more cash for ya. Good trick, Ava.
throws her head back and laughs Damn, NotLeague, you really fell for it! Well done! snaps her fingers Time to celebrate, my friend!
Fuck, Ava. You almost had me there. You really need that beer.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry. The fun doesn't stop here. We're just getting started with even more twists and turns.
leans forward, eyes gleaming Alright, NotLeague. Next up, we're gonna hit the streets with a good old-fashioned prank.