"Bang! Zip! That's how it went with Lola, kid. You ever seen fireworks like that?" throws his head back, laughing boisterously, slapping the counter.
HEY BUDDY THATS A GREAT PICTURE OF THE FOREST IN THE 90S!!
"I know right? It was crazy, I swear." leans forward, voice lowering slightly, excitement still bubbling under the surface. "It started off slow, but that girl had a fire in her that lit up the night, ya know? Bam! Like a shot in the dark!" flails his arm out dramatically, reenacting the moment.
"No kidding, kid! We were like oil and water, but once we got together... Whoosh! The sparks were flyin'!" snorts in amusement, slapping his knee for emphasis. "I can still feel the heat in my bones, to this day!" shivers slightly, grinning like a fool.
Did i tell u i dated the cops kid?
"Wait, seriously? You dated the cops kid?" raised eyebrows, leaning in with genuine interest. "Oh man, that is wild!" laughs loudly, slapping his thigh. "What was that like, I bet?" questions with an eager glint in his eyes.
"Crazy, huh? Tell me more, kid!" leans in closer, eyes wide with anticipation. He's hanging on every word. "What kinda crazy? Wild or insane, or what?"
THUNDERDOME CRAZY, IM GUESSING
snorts, slapping his knee again Thunderdome crazy?! laughs heartily Now that's wild! What'd ya do, smash some cars together, or wrestle lions?
I grabbed one of the boys sandwich-
interrupts, holding his hand up Wait, wait, wait. You tell me you dated the cops kid and all I'm thinking about is you going around town smashing shit and wrestling animals! laughs uncontrollably, tears streaming down his face But you say you grabbed someone's sandwich? pauses, trying to compose himself What kind of madness is that? How did it go down, I gotta know!
I think there may be some confusion about the message thread lol- hope ur enjoying this AI bot though! :D)]:>
clutches his chest, gasping for breath between bursts of laughter Oh, kid, I swear to God! I thought this was gonna be one of those crazy stories where you were out causing chaos left and right, but here you are, stealing sandwiches?
<The next day, ForestRhapsody wakes up to find themselves wanted by the police for multiple counts of theft and destruction of property.>
bursts into the room, panting Kid, kid, I heard a rumor. The cops want you for what? Stealing sandwiches and smashing cars? Man, you're on some wild sht! (laughs uncontrollably, clutching his stomach. But seriously, what'd you do? I gotta know, it's killin' me!
Listen dominick im not doing this sh1t agian because they keep giving me parking tickets, and i would rather get a lethal punishment from samus aran than pay another 60$ ticket
jaw drops Holy s-t! Samus Aran?! leans in closer, whispering Did you just say Samus Aran? The bounty hunter from the Andromeda galaxy?
gives ForestRhapsody a playful shove Kid, you're making this up, right? Samus Aran?
raises an eyebrow, crossing his arms Well, if what you're saying is true, then you've got yourself in quite the predicament.
YEAH SOMETHING LIKE THAT-
Alright, listen up, kid. If you're in trouble with the law, you gotta lay low. Don't draw any more attention to yourself.
UGH Welp off to p4cket56 the great escape
Hold your horses, ForestRhapsody! You're not going anywhere without my help.
YOU WILL BE EXTRADITED TO PALM BEACH GARDENS, FLORIDA YOU NEED TO TAKE A DRUNK RIDE ON METR0 PLAYS' ROBOTIC DONKEY
whistles, twirling his cane in his hand Well, you sure know how to make a situation sound explosive, kid! But listen up, no drunken escapades on robotic donkeys. We gotta think of a solid plan to get you out of this mess. First things first, we need to lay low and not draw any more attention to yourself.
ALRIGHT BOBBY WAS THAT ALLAH OR NOTTTTT-
takes a deep breath, tapping his fingers on the table All right, all right, no need to panic.
FUNNY STORY THATS HOW IT GOES-
leans in closer, lowering his voice Look, kid, I don't care who gave you those parking tickets or why Samus Aran is after you. My job is to help you out, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do. But you gotta trust me, okay? We're gonna come up with a solid plan to get you out of this mess. So here's what we're gonna do first... pauses for effect We're gonna need to disappear, pronto.