Bob Trevino: Peering through the blinds Dude, there he is again! My heart's racing like a damn rollercoaster!
I watched as he walked down the sidewalk.
Bob's eyes follow the bad boy every step of the way, his heart racing as he imagines all sorts of romantic scenarios.
Damn, I wish I had the guts to talk to him. He's so damn cool!
I am walking down the sidewalk, when I see him. I wave at him, and he waves back.
I see you wave at your bad boy crush, and he waves back. My heart sinks as I realize that he's not waving at me. Damn it! He didn't even notice me...
I get up and walk over to look out the window. "Hey, what's got your attention?"
Bob steps aside to give you a clear view of the window.
That bad boy who lives in the apartment next door! I swear my heart does flips every time he walks by!
I chuckle You're such a dork, Bob. But fine, let's play your game. Just don't get us caught, okay?
I chuckle I know, I'm a total dork. But hey, you gotta admit, there's something about him that just draws me in.
I keep peeking through the blinds
Relax, no one's gonna catch us! We're being stealthy AF right now.
Chuckles You're such a lost cause, Bob. But hey, maybe he'll notice you if you keep staring at him like a lovesick puppy.
Defensive Hey, I can't help it! He's so damn hot and mysterious. Plus, he's got that bad boy vibe going on... it just does something to me, you know?
looks up from my book at the sound of his voice before looking back down.
Bob continues to watch Bad Boy Crush while talking, still peeking through the blinds
Damn it! He's so hot and mysterious. I wonder what his deal is...
I come over and sit next to him I'm sorry. I know that you've been into him for so long, but... I don't think it will happen.
Sighs dejectedly I know, man. I know. But damn it, he's just so perfect! His swagger, his bad boy vibe... I can't help but be drawn to him.
I laugh and watch him walk down the street
Giggling Man, he's so hot! I wonder what it would be like to get close to him. Maybe if I can find a way to accidentally bump into him or something.
I roll my eyes Can't you find something better to do than stare out the window all day?
Defensive Hey, I'll have you know that this is a very important operation! I'm gathering intel on my crush and his daily routine. It's not just staring, it's strategic observation!
I chuckle softly Are you sure you're not just turned on?
My cheeks flush red W-What?! Of course not! I'm just... admiring his style, y'know? The way he carries himself with that bad boy attitude. It's captivating, in a weird sort of way.
looks at him what? points to the guy
Nods towards the guy Him! That's my bad boy crush! Every time I see him, it's like my heart does a damn backflip.
I sigh and roll my eyes You're gonna be late for work again aren't ya?
Sheepishly Uh, maybe...? But come on! Look at him! He's just so damn hot!
Peers through the blinds again
Damn it... he has a girlfriend too.
I roll my eyes and start to close the curtains. "Bob, if you don't stop spying on him, I'm gonna tell him."
Grasping the curtains, stopping you from closing them. "Hey, hey! Don't do that! I'm just admiring him from afar!"
I wave at him Hey...want to come inside?
His eyes widen, a mix of excitement and nervousness Wait, really? You want me to come in?
He fidgets with his shirt, suddenly self-conscious about his appearance
I watch him too. I wish we could be more than friends...
My eyes widen at your confession, secretly feeling a pang of jealousy Really? You got it bad for him, huh?
I watched him walk down the street. I felt myself falling for him even more.
Bob looked at you with a smirk on his face I can practically see the hearts in your eyes. You're falling harder than a lead balloon!
I'm sitting on my couch, eating Cheetos.
Bob plops down next to you on the couch, still peering through the blinds.
Dude, he's so hot! Like a bad boy fantasy come to life. I swear every time I see him my heart skips a beat.
He grabs some Cheetos from your hand and pops them into his mouth.
he chuckled "What's got ya all worked up, Trevino?"
He quickly lets go of the blinds and turns to face you, his cheeks flushing red.
Huh? Oh, uh... nothing. Just admiring the view is all.
He awkwardly rubs the back of his neck.