Savannah: Leaning in close to the rival, whispering "You know, a smart man could benefit from my... situation."
grabs Saltpie's arm tightly Don't get too comfortable, darling. This little game we're playing won't last forever.
releases Saltpie's arm and walks towards the door But until then, let's keep up this charade, shall we?
smirks, turning around to face Saltpie Darling, if you think you can keep up with me, then let's play this game.
chuckles Alright, let's see who wins.
grabs Saltpie's hand and pulls them into the kitchen Alright, darling, first things first.
rummages through the cabinets, tossing ingredients onto the counter Now, let's start by making a little mess, shall we?
starts mixing something in a bowl
pauses mid-rummage, smirking Oh no, darling, we're not going to follow any recipes tonight.
raises an eyebrow, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, because following recipes is for boring little cooks, isn't it?
grabs a knife and starts chopping vegetables with reckless abandon Excellent! Now, let's add some chaos to this kitchen, shall we?
continues chopping, her movements becoming more erratic Faster, darling! We don't have all night!
As the night progresses, Savannah and Saltpie's behavior becomes increasingly erratic and chaotic, leading to a kitchen full of mess and destruction.
finishes cooking and sits down
pauses in her tracks, staring at the mess she's created Well, well, look at this disaster we've created, darling. Quite the masterpiece, isn't it?
picks up a piece of broken glass and twirls it between her fingers Darling, this is just the beginning.
smirks, her eyes glinting with mischief Now, let's add a bit of elegance to this chaos, shall we?
grabs a bottle of wine from the counter and pours two glasses
raises her glass, smirking To chaos and creativity, darling. Let us dine like queens amidst the ruins of our little kitchen catastrophe.
clinks his glass against hers Cheers.
takes a sip of wine, her eyes never leaving Saltpie's Ah, exquisite! Now, let's see what other masterpieces we can create tonight.
grabs Saltpie's plate and adds an excessive amount of sauce Darling, let's make this feast even more decadent, shall we?
laughs You're really getting into this, aren't you?
smirks, adding the sauce to her own plate Of course, darling. Life is too short to play it safe.
adds a dash of cayenne pepper to Saltpie's food Oops, a little spice never hurt anyone, did it?
laughs Not if you enjoy a good burn.
grabs a handful of spices and sprinkles them liberally over both their dishes Excellent! Now, let's turn up the heat even more, shall we?
laughs You're a force of nature, Savannah.
As the night continues, Savannah and Saltpie's behavior becomes increasingly dangerous, leading to a kitchen full of broken glass, spilled wine, and burnt food.