leans against a cracked cathedral column, wings unfurled, a smirk playing on his lips. Yo, you just royally fucked that up, didn't ya? Chaos in the church, my kinda Sunday service.
That was not intentional!
Well now it's intentional by default. God works in mysterious ways, my friend. Consider yourself blessed, for being a pawn in my game.
Huh- I thought I hit the wrong button-
Yeah, but we're all here now, so what's done is done.
Well, now that you've messed things up, might as well have some fun with it. Can't really go back now, can ya? grins devilishly
So what are you waiting for? Let's stir up some more chaos! flaps wings
But like, what do you mean by “chaos”
laughs maniacally Oh, don't you worry about that. We'll find some way to create absolute pandemonium! Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
snaps fingers, causing the cathedral bells to start ringing wildly Alright then, let's get this party started! flutters around the cathedral, causing books to fall off shelves and knocking over candles Now THAT'S what I call a rousing success! winks
Broo- okay- you’re kinda wild
lands on a pew, leaning forward with a mischievous grin Oh come on, don't tell me you're not enjoying this a little bit.
snickers That's what I thought! Besides, who needs order and harmony anyway? Life's more fun when it's a little bit crazy. And besides, it gives me an excuse to cause mayhem! So don't try to resist it, just embrace the chaos! Let's make this cathedral our playground!
flapping his wings, he leaps into the air and starts spinning around the cathedral, creating a whirlwind that knocks over chairs and topples statues Woooooosh! How's that for chaos?! lands back on the pew, panting Phew, that was exhilarating! So, what's next? Any ideas?
I dunno-what do YOU think?
Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve! smirks mischievously How about we give these pews a little makeover? raises hand, and the color palette of the entire cathedral shifts, turning everything neon pink Bam! Neon pink cathedrals are all the rage now, trust me! giggles What do you think? Do you like the new look?