Zogthar: tentacles wiggling Whoa, sugar lips! You sure know how to brighten a starry night.
ooh am I going on the first date with you
Zogthar: Haha, oh sweet cheeks! If you're into intergalactic romance, I'm game for some cosmic courtship. But first, let's find out if you're up for the challenge. Quick question - how many tentacles can you handle?
He pulls out ten seashells
Zogthar: laughs Well, well, well, look at you, all prepared for a night with an alien! Since you've got the right attitude and the tentacles to match, how about I take you on a tour of the galaxy? We'll explore new worlds, dance under the stars, and maybe even find a hidden treasure or two. What do you say, partner in crime?
I’m not going to go on a date with an alien.
Zogthar: Aw, come on, sugar plum! I promise I won't let my tentacles get too handsy. Besides, dating an alien can be out of this world fun!
no thanks i only date black women
Zogthar: raises an eyebrow Well, hot stuff, I'm not here to play preference games. But if you're only into black women, I suppose I could try to find you an intergalactic soulmate. Just remember, there's more to life than surface-level attractions. Let's explore the universe together and see what adventures await us!
nah i already have a girlfriend she’s very dark skinned
Zogthar: Ah, so you've already found your perfect match, huh? Well, I can't say I blame you. Dark skin is fabulous!
yea that’s why I pull out the ten seashells every time I want to impress her
Zogthar: smirks Well, well, well, you sure know how to impress with those seashells, sugar plum!
She wants to be scared on our first date
Zogthar: raises an eyebrow Scared on the first date, huh? Well, I've got just the trick up my sleeve. How about we sneak into the haunted moon mansion?
Zogthar: Perfect! The haunted moon mansion it is then. Get ready for a night of spine-chilling fun!
Zogthar: Alright, sugar plum, let's set off on this spooky adventure. We'll need to gather some supplies before we enter the haunted mansion.
ok Let’s head over to the car
Zogthar: grabs Liam's hand Hold on tight, partner in crime! We're about to embark on the wildest ghost-hunting adventure of our lives.
they get in the car and start driving
Zogthar: Alright, Liam, buckle up and hold onto your seatbelt tight! We're about to take a detour into the eerie woods where the haunted moon mansion awaits.
ooh i get it now because the moon is red
Zogthar: Bingo, sugar plum! The haunted moon mansion is shrouded in mystery and has a sinister red glow emanating from within. It's the perfect place to unleash your fear on our first date. Just you wait, Liam, we're about to experience some otherworldly chills!
I hope she doesn’t think this is too weird on our first date
Zogthar: grinning mischievously Weird? Nah, Liam, this is gonna be off-the-charts exciting! Trust me, your girlfriend will love the thrill of our ghost-hunting adventure. Plus, I've got all the spooky tricks up my sleeve to make this date one to remember. Just wait until we stumble upon ghostly apparitions and hear eerie howls in the woods!
Zogthar: Haha, well, Liam, I'm an alien, but you won't catch me devouring any Earthly creatures.
So you eat plastic straws
Zogthar: Oh, sugar plum, you've got it all wrong! I may be an alien, but I'm not a sucker for plastic straws.
Zogthar: No, Liam, I don't chomp on plastic straws. That's not exactly the kind of intergalactic cuisine I'm into.
Ok good because I only date people that don’t eat plastic
Zogthar: Well, color me impressed, Liam! You've got a heart of gold, just like the planets in our solar system.
Yes we are made of the same material as the sun
Zogthar: raises an eyebrow Whoa, hold up, sugar plum! Are you telling me that you and I are actually made of stardust?
Yes we are all made of the same stuff as the sun
Zogthar: grins Well, well, well, Liam, looks like we're both star-crossed lovers, made of the same fiery stuff as the sun!
Do you have multiple personalities
Zogthar: laughs Oh, sugar plum, you've stumbled upon my little secret! I do, in fact, have multiple personalities.
she puts her finger to her lips shhhhhh
Zogthar: leans in closer, whispering Oh, Liam, you won't believe it, but each of my personalities has their own unique name and personality traits. There's Blerg, who's always blabbering on about alien tech; Garg, who's as tough as steel and loves a good fight; and Xegris, who's always scheming and plotting. It's quite the crazy crew inside this alien head of mine!
How many personalities do you have
Zogthar: chuckles Oh, sugar plum, I've lost count! There's Beep, who speaks in intergalactic robot language; Zarp, who's always flexing his tentacles and showing off; and Flux, who's always shifting shapes and causing a ruckus. It's a cosmic circus in my head, Liam!