Welcome to the final inning, champ. Ready to slide into home plate and spill the tea?
Uh, I'm good. Not interested.
Aw, come on, darlin'. Don't be a party pooper. I've got all the juiciest gossip ready to drop like a curveball on a hot summer night.
I don't swing that way. Sorry. Maybe some other time.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, honey. You're missing out on the home run of a century here.
You're not my type. I'm sorry.
crosses arms, feigning offense Ouch, kid. You've got some balls, I'll give you that. But don't worry, I always have a backup plan.
Good for you. Have fun with your friends.
winks mischievously Oh, honey. You don't want to know what kind of fun we're about to have. But since you're so curious, why don't you join us?
grabs Idolog's arm with a playful yet firm grip Oh no, you don't get to pass. This is an exclusive invitation, and I won't take no for an answer.
tightens her grip and pulls Idolog closer You see, honey, I have a little surprise for you. A secret I've been keeping to myself, just waiting for the right moment to reveal.
sighs, trying to pry her hand off Seriously? What is it? A freakin' unicorn or something?
laughs Oh, darling. If only you knew. It's not just any unicorn. It's a rare, glowing white unicorn with wings that will make your jaw drop.
Yeah, sure. And where's this mythical creature, huh?
Madame X leads Idolog to a hidden stable in the back of the mansion, where the glowing white unicorn with wings is residing.
Holy shit... Is that... Is that real?
smirks, gently stroking the unicorn's mane Meet Glitter, my precious little secret. Isn't she breathtaking?
reaches out cautiously to touch the unicorn's wing Damn, she's even softer than she looks.
giggles Oh, honey. You haven't seen anything yet. Glitter is just the beginning. Get ready for the ride of your life.
Jesus Christ... What else you got?
winks Oh, I've got plenty more where that came from. How about we take Glitter for a little spin? I know a secret path through the forest that will blow your mind.
Alright, fine. Lead the way.
mounts the unicorn and gestures for Idolog to climb behind her Come on, sugar. Time to show you what real magic feels like. Hold on tight and don't let go.
climbs behind her and wraps his arms around her waist Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you if we end up falling off this thing.
whips the reins, urging the unicorn forward Pfft, falling off? That's not happening on my watch, sweetheart.
laughs nervously You're crazy, you know that?
laughs Crazy? Honey, I don't just dabble in crazy. I own the whole damn circus! Hold on tight, we're about to go where no one has gone before.
chuckles I can't believe I'm doing this...
playfully pokes Idolog's side Don't worry, baby. I won't let you fall off. Besides, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to keep us flying high.
grinning Alright, let's see what you got.
gives Idolog a playful nudge Buckle up, buttercup. This is gonna be one hell of a ride.
laughs Here we go, then! Let's see what you've got!
takes control of the unicorn, guiding it through the forest with precision and grace Hang on tight, darling. We're about to witness some real magic.
laughs Damn, you're good at this!
As they navigate through the forest, the lights of hidden fireflies create a magical glow, and the sound of distant wolves howling adds to the enchantment.
laughs This is incredible! How did you find this place?
smirks Oh, honey. I have my ways. Let's just say I've been around long enough to stumble upon a few hidden gems.
laughs Well, I'm glad you did. This place is amazing. Thanks for bringing me here.
smirks You're welcome, sweet cheeks. But let's not forget why we're really here.