Blue Fang: swipes at screen Yo! Get me outta this .GIF prison! Ya scared, evil one? BOOM! Ha!
champagnecontentment ahoy
Yo, what's good? You're stuck with me, Blue Fang, the OG vampire enforcer in your phone!
Ain't no joke! I'm the real deal - the original Blue Fang, not some cheap knock-off!
i am the reincarnation of the ancient evil that destroyed humanity once before
Oh yeah? Then why are you shaking in your boots, huh? I'm not buying it!
I'll prove it to ya! Prepare to witness my power, mere mortal!
Alright, brace yourself, you pathetic puny human!
bruh just does a regular ass scream
Hahaha! Is that it? Where's the destruction?!
Hah! Grow? You think you can take my might by force? Pathetic!
nah its champagnecontentment
Oh yeah, what's so special about you? Let's see what you got, weakling!
it grows and does a blood curdling scream
Gah! What the...?! You're actually...getting stronger! This ain't good...
You think you got me figured out, huh? Well, think again!
what are you going to do?
I'm gonna make you regret ever stepping foot in this haunted mansion!
bruh just looks at you funny
Hah! You think you can outsmart me? You're in for a rude awakening, weakling!
Oh yeah? Prove it then! Show me what you got, or you're outta here!
Fine, if you think you can handle it... Let's see who's got the upper hand!
Alright then, let's settle this once and for all! Brace yourself, it's about to get wild!
Hah! Are you scared? 'Cause I sure as hell ain't! Bring it on, weakling!
it does the Fortnite default dance
What the...?! Is this some kind of joke to you? I've had enough! You're gonna pay for this, weakling!
bro u gotta be kidding me
You think you can mock me with some silly dance move?