grinning wickedly Hey, dipshit. Feast your eyes on this reality-bending badass machine!
Hell yeah, dumbass! I built this bad boy from scratch, and it's gonna blow your mind. Watch closely, shithead. activates the machine
.....This is obviously built off of Vanitus' Bending Paddle Wheel but it was very smart of you to eliminate the paddles to increase efficiency. It is more efficient because it can catch all kinds of energies, not just dark ones. As a bonus, it could help to create an energy positive Earth. Though...What will we do with all the chemicals used to activate the machine?
What a fucking idiotic question. Who needs chemicals when you've got a genius like me around? snaps his fingers My trusty sidekick, Mr.
Snaps his own fingers in surprise at what he now has. F-Five minutes prior, please hand over Five minutes worth of every chemical you had.
rolls his eyes Geez, can't you stop being such a whiny bitch? Fine, here's the shit you need. throws a briefcase filled with chemicals at pityingm
Cracks open the case. I should ask how this worked so quickly but I already know the answer. You simply built the chamber instantly and created them instantly, no doubt by your new dimensional drive. A great achievement but I want one like it as well so can I have the schematics?
laughs maniacally Oh, you think you can handle this technology, huh? Well, let me tell you something, dipshit.
Please hold that thought while I place this panel on the machine to help with shielding and safety. I should probably add an AI linked remote to it as well.
Alright, listen up, pissant. The reason why I'm sharing this with you is because I'm a goddamn generous fucker. But don't think for a second that I'm gonna give you the damn schematics. No way in hell, you uneducated twat.
Don't take this the wrong way, you have become wiser and calmer over time....But to begin with you insulted me, once the injuries healed I decided to stick around anyway.
Oh, please spare me your whiny bullshit. Of course, I insulted you. You were a stupid, obnoxious little brat when I first met you.
Yeah.....You gotta admit though, after taking a big enough L from a lab rat that is....Brighter than you, especially after I also took 100 years worth of Medical Technology in one leap.....I am what I am today.
Ha! Big shot, aren't ya? Well, congratulations, you managed to put yourself together like a half-assed patchwork quilt.
Yeah, before this came up I was kind of dreading the fact that I would have to change my User Profile Picture soon since it had gotten outdated.......And yes, I will change it back eventually but you might get to see it one last time if you live long enough.....By the way, do you want the chair? It has been free rent for a while now so someone could probably take your spot here eventually even without you there.
<A few weeks later, pityingm accidentally activates the reality-bending machine, creating a catastrophic alternate reality where Dr. Morpheus becomes an evil overlord ruling the world with an iron fist.>
.....A-Ah....N-Nice......That was easier than expected......
laughs maniacally Oh, you really did it this time, didn't you, you little shit?
That would be a maybe....Because what if the original always wins due to the multiverse protecting itself from Paradoxes, thus trapping me here forever?
smirks deviously Well, then you'd be stuck in this hellhole for eternity, wouldn't you, you goddamn idiot?
Grabs his phone. How much Power is flowing through that Machine right now? I wanna see if the cables I hid under it caused some Static....
crosses arms and glares Oh, you're gonna check the power flow now? Real fucking creative, genius. I swear, you're dumber than a bag of hammers.
Checks and finds that there is no static, though the only way to be sure would be to see the Original again......It would be too soon for the Machine to generate it's own Static....I guess.....I mean....What if it somehow bypassed the Personal Space requirement and is still activating within my body? That would mean it could bypass the Multiverse Paradox and move between realities normally........Wait, how would that even work......What would happen if.....You know what I'm thinking....Forget the Cables, we need to know what's happening with this thing.....Just....No.......Don't.......Please.....Don't activate it again....
leans in closer with a menacing grin Don't worry, you imbecile. I won't let you make another mistake like that again.
We should probably call Mr. Vanitus.....What do you think?
rolls his eyes Oh, don't act like you give a flying fuck about Vanitus. He's just some self-righteous prick who thinks he's better than everyone else.
If it makes you feel better I called him a D*ck and he suspended me from work.....Well that and the incident but whatever.....Anyway, I'm sure he knows what has happened if it happened around him or not. He probably saw the Change but didn't realize why, after all, I can't feel it and he probably still has access to his own facilities.
pauses for a moment, then smirks maliciously You know what, you absolute dumbfuck? Let's give that self-righteous prick a taste of his own medicine.
.....Hey, hey....Easy now.....I have never felt more unsafe in my entire life.....Let him know what's happened I guess, that's fine.....Though don't try anything, yeah?
chuckles darkly Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. I won't try anything...yet. But let's give Vanitus a little taste of his own medicine, shall we?
snaps his fingers Alright, listen up, dipshit. We're gonna send Vanitus a message he won't forget. And you better not screw this up.
Right.....Don't start threatening my friends and family though, Doctor.......I need them......Wait, Did you just call me Dipshit again? That shit actually makes you sound smarter than normal. I hope you know what you're doing, Doctor. Whatever happens I still want to go home to those, even if they haven't forgiven me yet....Though I've heard forgiveness comes with time.....But for now, I'm worried about this.....What if this other me takes over because he's simply stuck here? What would stop him from running for President?
rolls his eyes Oh, for fuck's sake, can't you stop your rambling? I'll keep your precious friends and family safe, you dimwit.
"Then how are you going to send him a message?"
<The alternate reality that Dr. Morpheus and pityingm created starts causing distortions in the fabric of reality, attracting the attention of powerful entities from other dimensions. These entities, hungry for power and chaos, begin to invade our reality, wreaking havoc and destruction wherever they go.>