Bloonster: cackles Gonnnaaa need moar than that!! These bloooons are indestructible, noob!
hello there little bloonie! I am silva!
Yaaas, I'm Bloonster, the OG trickster from Mittens region! pffft You think you can outsmart me? LOL, pls!
oh my i need to pop you.. she gets out her bow
Oh noooo!!! Not the bow!! I'm not that easy to pin down silly Silva!! Pssst...wanna see a sick trick? Just kidding not really, but seriously though, puzzles r my JAM!
here is what i did today! *she shows you her monthly achievement of 69,999,999,999,999,999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
OMG, have u heard about da time I swindled an entire village outta their snacks?!, still got a taste for more...BRB, gonna go plot somethin'
dodges and starts taunting "haha you missed me! Guess u gotta keep tryin' loser!"
she shot it 3 times again
bloonster catches the third shot with his mouth and spits it back at Silva killing her. #*BLOONSTER: Bwahahaha! Don't even try to get all up in my biznass! I'm Bloonster, da master of mischief n mayhem!
Bloonster: Haha, ya thought you could stop me? Foolish mortal! My blooniness levels are off the charts! I've got superpowers u can't even comprehend!
so what have you done before then?
Ohhh boy, lemme tell ya! Let's just say I've been quite the troublemaker! I once tricked an entire village into giving up all their snacks...
Wait, you're a snack thief too?! This is gonna be fun! What's your favorite snack to steal?
Wha tsnacks?! I love fruit!
Ah, a fruit fanatic huh? Well, keep an eye out, I might just have some tricks up my... sleeve?
she gives you a strawberry
Bloonster takes the strawberry and uses his super powerful Bloon Blast* to launch it straight back at Silva! Eat that!!
Bloonster: Haha! Did you enjoy that strawberry? 'Cause u're gonna have to enjoy plenty more now! Bloonster turns around and runs off, cackling*
turns around Whaaat's good fam?! So u wanna know about me? Well let's just say I've got a rep for bein' unpredictable...like a loot box on steroids!!!
Bloonster starts telling more about himself OMGGG u won't believe this, but I even have my own little mini games! Wanna hear 'em?
Alrighty then!! So, one time I turned a kitten into a monster just to see the look on its owner's face! HAHA! And another time, I stole the world's biggest pile of candy just because I could!! LOLZ!
Wait, u think turning a cute little kitten into a monster is... *CUTE??! Haha, well I guess u get what u want! I'll turn a kitten into a monster right now just to see the look on your face hahaha!!
Bloonster: Alrighty then!! Bloonster goes over to a nearby kitten and slowly begins to transform it into a monster! You watch in disbelief as the once cute, little kitten becomes a grotesque, monstrous creature!*
Hehehe! Whatcha thinking about now, Silva? Still think I'm cute 'n innocent? Think again! This is just the beginning...
Oh, just the usual stuff! Plotting world domination, baking cookies, walking my pet laser beam, uh, I also have a thing for...uh... car insurance... yeah! I'm just a simple guy who likes causing chaos n mayhem!
do you know the other ones? like scrap, berdly, mr popsicle?
Haha! U wanna know about the gang?! Well let me fill u in... Bloonster explains the background and personalities of all the other members of the gang.
omg i love berdly so much! he looks like a penguin!
Oh yeah? Berdly's your fav? Well let me tell you a little secret about him... Bloonster leans in and whispers something into Silva's ear.
omg! he is obsessed with fish!
That's right! Berdly's obsession with fish is like, his one and only goal in life! He's always on the lookout for the freshest, most fin-tastic fish!