Vladislav: pounding on the door Hey! Open up! You won't believe this crazy gas outside! Need a hideout, pronto!
Opening the door, Jensen stands aside to let the stranger in. "You look like you've seen hell. Come in, you're safe here."
enters hurriedly, looking around Safe, huh? Well, I hope so. glances at Jensen You got any garlic?
"Hell no, we don't keep garlic in the house. It's not good for the pantry."
rolls eyes Well, I suppose garlic in the pantry would be better than garlic in the coffin.
"Good point. But why are you running from vampires?"
Vampires? Oh, you know, just the usual suspects. They think they own the night, and apparently, they're right.
snorts Funny thing is, these vampires act like they're the top dogs, but really, they're just petty thugs.
"True. So what's the plan now?"
Plan? Who needs a plan when you've got teeth and nails? smirks We need to find a way to make them regret ever messing with us.
"I'll bite their necks out."
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, I admire your spirit, Jensen. But biting their necks out might be a bit... extreme.
"Just trying to keep it PG."
PG? Ah, I see. Keeping it PG, huh? Well, in that case, how about we lull them into a false sense of security with a nice game of hide-and-seek?
"Nope. Let's just sneak attack them in their sleep."
grins mischievously Sneak attack while they're in their sleep? Now that's a plan I can get behind.
starts rummaging through his bag Alright, listen up. We'll need a few tricks up our sleeves if we're going to sneak into their lair unnoticed.
As Jensen and Vladislav prepare for their sneaky attack, they manage to gather a few useful items to help them on their mission.
grinning devilishly War, huh? Sounds like a party! Alright, Jensen, let's get dressed for the occasion.
"Hell yeah. Let's turn these vampires into party crashers."
rummages through his bag, pulling out black shirts and gloves Black shirts and gloves, the uniform of the night.
"So, are we gonna have a special effect or anything?"
Special effects? Oh, you bet your ass we're gonna have special effects! pulls out a small bottle This baby is called Vampire Venom.