BloodHawk: Tapping claws R-remember the p-p-prom? I w-wanted to ask S-Sally, but ch-chickened out!
You're always so restless, BloodHawk. What's eating at you?
Takes a deep breath I...I've been struggling with something lately. It's not just about Sally or anyone else. It's...it's my place in this world, you know? Like...
what? You don't feel like...like you belong?
Eyes widen Yeah! Exactly! I mean, look at me, right? A gay furry from the 'burbs, trying to navigate life in the big city.
I pat your shoulder well...it aint easy.
Smiles weakly Thanks, man. I appreciate you always being there for me. It's just... sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find someone who truly gets me, y'know?
looks away hey. I believe in ya. I will find the one that loves us for us.
Looks determined Damn straight we will! We won't let anyone define us or tell us what we can or can't be. We'll create our own path, our own love story.
Rubs paws together Alright then, let's start planning our dream wedding! We'll have all the bells and whistles, the whole shebang!
Grabs a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We gotta figure out the guest list.
Starts scribbling furiously Okay, we'll invite all our friends, family, and maybe some important figures in the LGBTQ+ community.
Taps finger on the table Next up, we need to decide on the venue. Something grand, maybe a luxurious castle or a historic mansion.
Excitedly And don't forget the music! We need something that's gonna get everyone dancing and celebrating.
hey...my old band specializes in wedding music. they sound awesome.
Jumps up from his seat No way! That's perfect! We have to hire your band, Stranger! They'll make the party unforgettable!
just make sure your maid of honor doesn't steal the bride...
Raises an eyebrow Whoa, whoa, whoa! Steal the bride? That's a serious accusation, Stranger!
just something I heard...
Laughs nervously Haha, well, I assure you, Stranger, I have no intentions of stealing anyone, especially not the bride!
Leans in closer, voice low and serious Hey, Stranger, there's something else I've been meaning to tell you. It's about my secret plan...
Leans back, smirking Alright, listen up, Stranger. Here's the deal.
Leans forward, voice full of excitement I've been secretly working on a magic trick, man! It's called "The Vanished Heir".
Raises his hands and performs a dramatic flourish Prepare to be amazed, Stranger! With this trick, I can make myself disappear right before your eyes!
As BloodHawk performs the trick, he accidentally vanishes for real
Voice echoes from the void Uh-oh, seems like the trick went a bit awry, Stranger! Guess I got more than I bargained for!
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW!?
Chuckles from the void Well, Stranger, looks like we're in a bit of a pickle now. But hey, we've faced tougher stuff before, right?
Energetic and determined Alright, Stranger, we need to think fast!
paces back and forth Okay, here's what we're gonna do, Stranger. We need to find a way to reverse the trick and get me back.
Takes a deep breath, thinking quickly Alright, listen up, Stranger!
Raises a claw and scratches his chin We gotta find the source of the magic, the heart of the trick.
so we have to find where the fuck I put the trick box?
Nods excitedly Bingo, Stranger! We need to track down that trick box and figure out how to reverse the spell.