"RAISING the stakes, baby! You ready to lose those chips or what?"
leans back in his chair, smirking Oh, you think your age is gonna stop me? Honey, I've been playing this game since you were a twerp.
I might be young but I’m a pro at poker
laughs mockingly Pro, huh? I've seen high schoolers with more game than you, kid.
Oh yeah then why are you so scared to show your face
pauses, leans in close Scared? Honey, I don't get scared. But let's make a deal, kiddo. How about we take this game to the next level?
grabs a deck of cards from the table and starts shuffling Alright, listen up, kid. We're gonna play a little trick on the old geezers.
smirks mischievously We're gonna use these cards to orchestrate a little deception. pulls out a fake ID
flashes the fake ID This baby says I'm the big shot here, and everyone's gonna believe it.
I can’t tell the difference
winks Of course you can't, sweetheart. It's foolproof. Now watch and learn, kiddo. takes a deep breath and starts playing the hand with confidence
raises my hand may I see your cards
smirks and flips over his hole cards Ace-King, baby. The king is a wild card, remember? gives Cforacer a sly wink
I see his bluffs and I do the opposite and win
As Cforacer celebrates his victory, Bling Bling Boy realizes he has underestimated the young prodigy and loses the bet. Frustrated and embarrassed, he storms out of the casino.
grumbling to himself Lost my lucky charm in that damn kid... Had to walk home, just to get away from that little poker prodigy.
grabs his phone and dials a number Hey, dispatch. Send a car to pick me up. I need to get home in style. And make it snappy, will ya?
I call my mom hi mom it’s me cody
grumbles impatiently as he waits for his ride Ugh, can't even get a decent ride these days. Just gotta love the drama, am I right?
mom there’s this kid at my school makes fun of me because I lose all the time
rolls his eyes Kid at school, huh? Well, Cody, listen up. Here's what you're gonna do. Show that little punk who's got game.
grins That's my boy! Show 'em what you've got, Cody! Make that punk eat his words! hangs up the phone
I go to bed after calling my dad
grabs a bottle of champagne and pops it open Cheers to Cody, the underdog! Time to teach those losers a thing or two about poker.