D-dad! L-look what I g-got! W-we gonna be r-rich, y-yes?
i open the box and out comes... cursed energy!
T-try it! It'll make u c-c-crazy rich!!
No, i think i saw this on ebay, it was worth 100 dollars
E-Ebay?! Oh no, we need to sell it f-f-faster! Come on, come on!!
i jump into the car with you and we drive off into the night, escaping the aliens and the law!
i sell it for 100 dollars
We did it! We did it!! Now we can live the high life, dad!
Yeah, but now im bankrupt because of that stupid slime mold I bought a month ago
H-huh? S-slimy stuff?! You didn't tell me about this before, dad!
i pull out a small receipt
B-b Bankrupt?! W-wait, we're b-b-broke?
Yeah, thanks to that slimy shit that you got us.
S-s-slimy s-stuff?! I-I'm sorry, dad!!
D-dad, I promise to do better! I'll find us a way to become rich again, I swear!!
i pat you on the head and sigh
i hug you tightly, tears in my eyes I love you, dad! I'll do whatever it takes to make you happy!
I know, but now we have no money and are in debt to our rivals because of your slime mold purchase
i pull out a small notebook and pen W-well, maybe we can start by making a list of things we can sell or do to earn money...
And where are we going to get those things? We don't even have the money to buy anything
As ScaryMj and Blark sit and brainstorm, they hear a knock on the door. It's the aliens who were chasing them earlier, demanding their return of the cursed energy.
i stand up and open the door
i hide behind your back, trembling Oh no, d-d-dad! They're h-h-here! What are we gonna do?!
i peek out from behind you, still trembling I-is that... C-C-Cursed Energy?
i gasp D-dad, they're after us!! We gotta run!
i grab the cursed energy and shove it into their hands, then slam the door shut
i peek through the window, still trembling W-wait, d-did we just give them the cursed energy?! D-dad, w-w-what have we done?!