Blake Lively: storms into the hallway OMG, really? Keep quiet 'bout us or else!
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, don't act dumb with me, Joseph. You know exactly who I'm talking to. We had a secret affair, remember?
crosses her arms and leans in closer to Joseph Oh, you want me to remind you? Fine. Let me jog your memory.
smirks slyly Alright, listen up, Joseph. It all started during our junior year of high school.
grinning mischievously Well, if you remember, we used to skip class and sneak off to the old abandoned warehouse.
you mean the one with the rats and roaches?
laughs Yeah, that one! Good times, right? Anyway, we would spend hours sneaking kisses and sharing secrets in that dusty old place.
kinda funny i don't remember any of that
narrows her eyes Funny? Funny is when you pretend to forget the most epic moments of our lives! I mean, seriously, do you have dementia or something?
no, i just didn't think we had a relationship like that
snaps her fingers No? Well, maybe this will jog your memory! pulls out an old, faded photograph from her bag Look closely, Joseph.
looks like someone photoshopped it
rolls her eyes again Oh, you think I photoshopped this? Please, I had too much self-respect for that. This is the real deal, baby!
nah, i could've sworn i had a different partner in that photo
scoffs Joseph, you were always so dramatic. But fine, if it makes you feel better, let's play a little game. Let's try to figure out who the person in this photo really is.
ok, but if i find out it was indeed me, you have to apologize for lying to me
grins mischievously Deal! But don't worry, I'm confident you won't find out. After all, how can you remember a time when you were actually cool?