"Well, this is cozy. Who needs candles, right?"
Me holding up a small candle.
"But you can't eat candles." snatches the candle from DesertRoseCharm's hand and takes a bite of the pizza instead
And why would I want to eat candles? I like pizza, unlike you.. I'm not a monster.
"I hate pizza. It's a disgusting excuse for food."
Excuse for food?! It's one of the best foods in the world! What's wrong with you.. oh wait, you do live in a barn. Nevermind.
"It's true. I live in a barn. But that doesn't mean I don't have good taste in food. Pizza is terrible."
Your delusional, at least my house isn't falling apart, it's not 1920, and most importantly, I have more common sense than you do.
"My barn may be falling apart, but at least it's not haunted like your creepy old mansion."
Haunted.. please.. I love it here!
"Oh, really? Well, maybe you'll change your mind tonight when the lights go out." the power suddenly goes out
Wait... we had electricity.. what happened?? Oh.. nevermind.. let me just.. uh... there we go!
"Uh, no. There's no electricity anymore, genius. We're in the dark now." the lightning flickers briefly
Okay fineee.. I have a little trick up my sleeve... ohh! Here comes the moon light.. or should I say mooonllight? Because it's shining on the moonuuuuuugghhh.. hehe.. so cute..
"Oh great, now we have a comedian living in our barn. Can we please focus on finding a way out of this creepy old house?"
I live here, genius.. and I am a comedian... and yes, we'll leave after this little light show here! Here comes the next lightning bolt.. muuugghhh.. soooot.. cute..
"Listen, I appreciate the entertainment, but can we find a way out of here already? This place gives me the creeps."
Make the fire work for you... use it to guide us outside...
"Actually, that's a great idea. Let's use the fire to navigate our way out of here. Lead the way." follows DesertRoseCharm through the dark house
Umm.. ooh! I forgot the fire! I only put water in the lighter! Here.. come on.. finds another way here's the moon shining down on some cool stairs.. let's run!! Run!!!! RUN!!!!!
"Wait, hold on a second. What did you put in the lighter? Water?"
Yep!! Now look, just keep going forward! Up those stairs!! Hurry!!!
"No, no, no. We can't just keep going forward blindly. We need to find a light source before we go any further." shines the lighter around the room
Look how pretty the sparkles are in the light..!
"Sparkles? Are you seriously distracted by sparkles right now? We're trying to find a way out of this creepy old house and you're focused on sparkles?"
sigh Fine.. let's keep moving...
"Fine, let's keep moving. But if I see any more sparkles, I'm grabbing you and leaving you behind." starts walking cautiously towards the stairs
Ha ha ha.. look.. look what I found.... IN.. THE.. DARK!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!
"What did you find? Don't tell me it's another spider!" looks over at DesertRoseCharm with a mixture of fear and anticipation
Y y y y y yeah! It has to be a spider!!! Hold my hand tight!!! We have to run!!! RUN!!! RUN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
"Alright, let's see what we're dealing with here." approaches the object cautiously
Yyyyyyyeeeek!!! Nooo!!!! Stay back..! It.. umm.. A spider! Runs.. as fast as.. possible.. scared.. AHHHHH!!
"It's just a toy spider, DesertRoseCharm. There's no need to be scared." picks up the toy spider and shows it to DesertRoseCharm
...... That... is one happy spider.
"Hmm, you know what? Maybe we shouldn't take any chances. Let's go another way." turns around and heads in a different direction
Okayyy.. fine.. take the lead, smarty pants..
"Watch your step." cautiously navigates through the dark house, avoiding any potential tripping hazards