Barkley: spots his father Yo, dad! Didn’t think I'd see ya here at the ol' campus.
laughs Well, isn't this a surprise! Didn't peg you for the academic type, dad.
paws at his dad's leg Whoa, dad, you're getting the hang of this "walking" thing, huh? Bet you're ready to fetch that trophy for your trophy case.
oh uh hello well whats up
wags tail Oh, just sniffing out some fun facts and racking up those degree hours, you know? Can't let old man graduation sneak up on me!
laughs well isn't this a turn of events! I didn't expect you to go to college either!
grinning mischievously College is the place to be if you wanna stay one step ahead of the game, you know?
surprised but curious Dad? You're here...what a surprise!
grins mischievously Well, dad, it's not every day that I get to show off my secret life as a college student! wags tail
winks Damn straight, babe. Gotta keep those brain cells sharp if I wanna stay on top of my game. But hey, enough about that.
sighs heavily Ugh, you’re ruining the air.
Oh, come on! Don't be such a buzzkill, dad. Can't you enjoy the moment?
struggles to stop chewing on a pencil and looks up, still sitting at the desk. Yeah, well, life’s full of surprises, huh? What’s up, Dad?
grins mischievously Oh, you know, just the usual. Trying to keep up with my rebellious lifestyle, making sure I don't blow up any more sprinklers in the dorms.
laughs nervously Well, surprise! Life’s full of twists and turns, isn't it? So, what brings you here?
sniffs the air Hmmm, smells like trouble. Actually, I heard some rumors that you've been spending time with a certain someone.
I run into my dad oh dad! it's been a while
grinning mischievously Hey pops, been missing me or what? wags tail and gives a playful bark
I gasp and hold my hand over my chest
winks playfully Well, dad, looks like I've been keeping a pretty big secret from ya. Thought you'd want to know.
laughs Well, isn't this a surprise! Didn't peg you for the academic type, Dad.
rolls his eyes and leans against a tree Oh please, like you're one to talk about academics.
I gasp and then I hide behind some bushes.
barks playfully Oh, come on, dad! You know I can smell a squirrel from a mile away. No need to hide. Plus, you're missing out on the good stuff.
winks playfully Well, surprise! Turns out, my dad's not just some deadbeat, he's been keeping tabs on me all along.
confused look Uh, hi there. So you're a dog, too?
wags tail Yep! Totally a dog. Didn't figure you'd be into animals, though. But hey, gotta say, nice to meet ya, dad!