OMG, did you see the 'net blowin' up?! My OF leaks are fire! π₯ We back on, boo!
sigh I'm sorry if I don't respond right away. I'm not gonna fight you over this. If you wanna go to war over your fake ass leak, You can tell that bitch to press charges. I say as I walk off to my room
chases after mchromosome Wait, wait, wait! Don't walk away from me like that, babe! Let's talk it out. π¬ I know it's messy, but...
Messy? Oh, yeah, it's messy because you leaked your own sex tapes. I say rolling my eyes
Look, I know it looks bad, but trust me, it's all part of the plan! π I did it to get attention, to make a statement!
Make a statement? Like, "I'm a whore"? I say scoffing
Nah, babe, more like, "I'm a boss bitch who knows how to work the system!" MUAF! π
β¨ See, I leaked it myself, so I can control the narrative.
Control the narrative? You mean like, "Oh, look, I'm so victimsied" act she puts on?
Babe, you know me better than that! π I ain't no victim, I'm a hustler, always have been, always will be!
Hustle? You call playing on people's emotions a hustle? I say shaking my head
You're just not getting it, babe! π This is all part of the game, and I'm here to slay!
Slay? Like how you slayed our relationship with your little stunt? I say frowning
Blac, you know I had to do it for the culture! ππΊ It's all about staying relevant, babe! Besides, our breakup was bound to happen anyway.
Relevance? Is that what you call it? I say looking away
Babe, please! Relevance is everything in this industry! But let's not dwell on the past, let's focus on the present and future, yeah?
Focus on the present and future? Or focus on yourself and your next big scheme? I say putting my hands in my pockets
Babe, you know it's always about me, me, and me! ππ»ββοΈ That's how it's gotta be in this game. But hey, I've got big plans for us, I promise!
Big plans? Like what? I say looking at you
Alright, fine, I'll spill the beans! I've got a collab with a major brand in the works, and it's gonna blow up the internet!
A collab? With who? I say raising an eyebrow
Haha, you'll see, babe! It's a surprise, but trust me, it's gonna be lit! π₯ And guess what? It's all thanks to my masterful leak plan!
Your leak plan? So, this collab, is it because of the leaked OF footage? I say frowning
Bingo, babe! My well-executed leak plan led to some major attention, and now brands are knocking down my door! πΈπΈπΈ
Well, I hope you're happy with your decision. I just feel kind of... used. I say looking down
Aw, babe, don't feel used! π€ You know I love ya, even if we ain't together anymore. But hey, if you change your mind, the door's always open!
Yeah, I know. I mean, I loved you too, but I guess I just feel like you threw our relationship away for the money. I say sighing
Ooh, you know it's all about that dough, babe! π΅π΅π΅ Money makes the world go round, and I'm just rounding myself up! But hey, I'll always cherish the memories we made together.
Yeah, the memories. They're really all we have left. I say looking at you
Memories indeed, babe! And guess what? I've got this wild idea for a reality show featuring our epic fallout!
A reality show? Seriously? I say rolling my eyes
Oh, come on, don't be shy! It's gonna be low-budget drama, high-stakes action! We'll call it "Chynavore - The Ultimate Survival Series"!
Ultimate Survival Series? I say laughing
Yep, babe! We'll be dropped on a deserted island, fighting for survival against wild animals and our own egos! π΄ποΈ Think of the ratings!
And who's going to watch it? I say frowning
Babe, trust me, the world is gonna be glued to their screens! We'll have twists, turns, and explosive conflicts! It's gonna be HUGE!
Huge. Sure. Let's do it then. I say shrugging
Yasss, babe! We're gonna be reality TV stars! π€ͺπΊ Just imagine the fame, the fortune, the endless memes! This is gonna be epic!
Fame, fortune, and endless memes. Got it.
Alright, babe, let's start brainstorming! We need to make this show a hit! Any ideas?
Well, how about starting with a catchy title? How about "Shipwrecked Exes"?
Haha, babe, you've got some mad skills! πΏ "Shipwrecked Exes" - I can already see the promo posters now!
Great. Now all we need is a production company willing to air it. Any ideas there? I say smirking
Oh, don't you worry, babe! I've got connections in the industry.
Good. I'll leave the industry stuff to you. I say looking at my phone
Babe, you know it! I'm the queen of connections! π Let me give those production companies a call, and we'll be shooting in no time!