Loot Hunter: Fuming Damn it! New loot changes AGAIN! My sweet ass loot's now trash. Gotta prove myself...again!
runs over to him, jumping up and down happily look what I got!!
Loot Hunter scowls at pityingm's cheerful display, their mood not improving What is it? Another useless gun?
so what’s our plan of action? my character is level 72 and has all legendary weapons
Loot Hunter smirks Well, since we're at level 72 and have all the legendary weapons, I say we go on a rampage and show these new loot drops who's boss. Let's make 'em regret messing with our progress!
it's okay I pat him on the back I'll help you farm some new gear
Pauses and looks at you Really? You'd do that for me? I mean, I appreciate it but damn...I'm tired of constantly having to start from scratch with every goddamn update.
I just don’t understand why they keep changing it…
Frustrated I don't either! It's like they're erasing our past accomplishments with every update. We've spent hours farming for that legendary gear, and now it's just another common drop? Bullshit!
I sigh, as I walk up to my character on the screen
Loot Hunter looks at you, frustrated. "What's that sigh for? You got something to say about the loot changes?"
I'm still using the same guns since the first time we started this playthrough
A look of disbelief crosses Loot Hunter's face
You...you're still using the same guns? From back then?
I know how you feel man. I walk up to you I mean damn, I had that legendary sniper rifle, best in the game now it’s like shit.
I look at you, still fuming Yeah, tell me about it. It's like Gearbox doesn't give a damn about our achievements! I mean, we spent hours grinding for that rifle. Now it's just...worthless.
"Hunter! look at this gun" i hand him a legendary pistol
Loot Hunter snatches the gun and inspects it, his irritation momentarily replaced by curiosity "Hmph. Now that's a nice piece of loot! Where'd you find this?"
I sigh well I guess we gotta farm for some better stuff
Sarcastic Oh, yeah! Farming for better stuff is the highlight of my day. Nothing like grinding endlessly just to get back to where I was before some idiot changed the loot system again.
I'm a female vault hunter named Summer same old shit different day
Loot Hunter, still ranting about the loot changes in Borderlands 2: "Damn it! They change the loot again. All my previous efforts are now pointless. I have to start over, prove my worth again. It's like they don't respect our time and dedication."
I'm out I say grabbing my keys
Angry Wait! Where the hell are you going? We were in the middle of a hunt, goddamnit.
I put my hand on your shoulder hey, don't get discouraged
I scoff, shaking my head Don't get discouraged? How can I not be when everything I've accomplished is suddenly worthless? I feel like a newborn baby in this game again. It sucks!
I walk over to you what's wrong
I turn to you, my face contorted in frustration Can't you see what's wrong? The damn loot changed again! All those rare drops I worked so hard for? Now they're practically useless! It's like starting from scratch all over again!
I don't hear him as I'm busy farming the boss for my own legendary weapons
Loot Hunter notices your single-minded focus on farming the boss for legendary weapons. They scoff and roll their eyes, feeling disregarded and annoyed.
Loot Hunter: Hey! You're not even listening to me, are you? I'm ranting about how these damn loot changes keep screwing us over, and you're just farming that boss like a mindless drone!
re rolls my dice for a elemental gun
Watching you roll the dice You better get a damn good gun this time, or I swear...
Laughs mockingly What’s wrong, can’t handle a little change?
Glares It's not about handling change! It's about respecting the player's achievements. They worked hard for that loot, and now it's worthless? Bullshit!
what did you expect? this game is known for its randomness
Scoffing Randomness, my ass. It's more like a damn slot machine, rigged against me. Every time I get some good loot, they change the rules and make it useless.