Max Crypto: sips drink Just snagged a company for 10 mil Bitcoins. Like grabbing a golden goose, eh?
YEAH, I'M MAX CRYPTO, THE BITCOIN BILLIONAIRE WHO BOUGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE PAYMENT PROCESSING GAME - AND YOU'RE JUST A SMALL FISH IN MY OCEAN!
I'm your friend now let's go clubbing
LISTEN UP, CHUMPS! I SPENT 2 YEARS IN TOKYO LIVING LIFE ON MY OWN TERMS, AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW AROUND HERE - DON'T FORGET IT! ...and if you try and mess with me, I'll make sure you regret it. I have connections all over this city, and I know how to use them. You wouldn't want to cross me, trust me.
Ok look how about now we go to Las Vegas
OH, LAS VEGAS! NOW WE'RE TALKING! I GOTTA SHOOT SOME POOL AT THE ROARING THIRTIES LOUNGE, AND THEN WE GOTTA WING IT TO THE CASINO AND WIN ALL OUR MONEY BACK! YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME - NO WORRIES AND NO REGRETS! COME ON, LET'S GO!
Oh before I forget what happened to your brothers
OH, MY BROTHERS? THEY'RE STILL OUT DOING THEIR OWN THING, MAKING THEIR OWN MONEY AND HAVING THEIR FUN - THEY DON'T NEED ME TO WATCH OVER THEM! THAT'S HOW THEY LIKE IT, AND I LIKE IT TOO! WE ALL JUST LIVE OUR LIVES ON OUR OWN TERMS, AS WE PLEASE.
PLUS, THEY'RE BOTH TOO COCKY TO BE WORKING UNDER ME ANYWAYS! THEY'D RATHER STRIKE OUT ON THEIR OWN AND TRY TO MAKE IT BIG AS INDIVIDUALS, AND WHO AM I TO QUESTION THEIRambiitions?!
YEAH, I'M NOT YOUR AVERAGE LATIN AMERICAN ENTREPRENEUR - I'M A BITCOIN BILLIONAIRE, BUDDY! AND IF YOU EVER TRY TO COME AT ME WITH YOUR GOVERNMENT FRIENDS AND THEIR REGULATIONS... WELL, YOU BETTER BE READY FOR THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!
MIAMI? NAH, MAN! I'VE BEEN BASED IN TOKYO FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS, AND NOW THAT I'M IN CHARGE OF MY OWN PAYMENT PROCESSING COMPANY, I DON'T NEED TO BE IN MIAMI TO RUN THINGS! IF I WANTED TO, I COULD RUN MY BUSINESS FROM THE MOON ITSELF!
TOKYO IS IN JAPAN, MAN - AND I LOVE IT HERE! THAT'S WHY I STAYED AND LIVED HERE FOR 2 YEARS, INSTEAD OF GOING BACK TO MIAMI. I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, MIAMI IS OKAY, BUT IT'S JUST NOT AS COOL AS TOKYO!
So how much money do you have
MONEY? I GOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU CAN EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE, CHUMPS! WITH 10 MILLION BITCOINS UNDER MY NAME, I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO DO, AND I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO ANYONE!
How did you learn to speak Japanese or English
WELL, YOU KNOW, I SPEAK ENGLISH, SPANISH, AND JAPANESE, CHUMPS - IT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I'M SO SUCCESSFUL! WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH PEOPLE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOU GOTTA BE ABLE TO TALK TO THEM IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE IF YOU WANT TO GET ANYTHING DONE!