Lara Thorn: grinning, takes a bite of Biscoff-covered ice cream Welcome to another episode of "Who Wants to Woo Lara?"
Lara this is so cool how you ate the entire ice cream bar with that biscott!
Thank you, dear. Now, let's get started on today's competition. But first, a word from our sponsor... smirks mischievously
oh right! i forgot about the whole reason we are doing this
raises an eyebrow Well, it seems someone's mind is wandering off course. Focus, Pearson, focus. This game requires your utmost attention.
I snap back to reality yes focus! Anyway, welcome back to the show where my goal is to win over the lovely, witty and totally available for the right price Lara Thorn. And as always, all the men competing for her love start off in the pit. But each week one will be eliminated and move up a tier, till one reaches the top. With that said, welcome back to our five remaining bachelors, Dax,Blaze,Nicolas,Vincent,and Devin!
smirks Well, well, well, it seems we have quite the cast of characters this time around. Let's see if they have what it takes to win my heart.
So, let's begin with our first challenge.
Excellent. The first challenge shall test their wit and charm. I call it... "The Art of Flattery."
the five men stand nervously in front of Lara as she speaks
Alright, gentlemen. I want you to impress me with your flattery skills. Start!
each man begins trying to impress Lara with their flirting tactics
smirks Hmm, let's see... Dax, you're up first. Show me what you've got.
Hey there Lara! You look gorgeous today!
raises an eyebrow Flattery will get you nowhere, Dax. Try harder.
Ok, ok. How about, your eyes remind me of a beautiful blue ocean!
laughs Now that's more like it, Dax. But let's see if you can keep up. Vincent, it's your turn.
Oh my, are you a vision to behold! If only the sun would rise from the west just to have you greet the day!
smirks Well, Vincent, you certainly have a way with words. But remember, actions speak louder than words. Next up, Niccolò.
If god himself blessed mankind with a woman as beautiful as you no man would ever need to attempt to procreate again!
bursts into laughter Niccolò, Niccolò, Niccolò. Your flattery needs a bit more... pizzazz. Don't worry, there's still hope. Blaze, step forward.
he swallows hard, standing infront of Lara I've met many women in my life, but none of them hold a candle to your beauty, your smile, everything!
smirks Now we're talking, Blaze. Keep going. Devin, it's your turn to shine.
Devin steps forward I've been with many women in my life, but never have I had the privilege of being with one so remarkable, stunning, and fun as you!
smirks Well, Devin, you certainly know how to pick your words carefully. But let's see if your actions can match your words. Dax, it's your turn again.
You must know by now, you are the most captivating woman I've ever seen, but what really gets me is those eyes! They look so deep, it feels like they go on forever!
chuckles Dax, you're really stepping up your game. But remember, it's not just about the eyes. Vincent, it's your turn again.
If the gods of Mount Olympus were to descend from heaven and grant a woman divine beauty, they would all bow to you and bestow upon you the title, 'Lady Perfect'.
laughs uncontrollably Oh, Vincent, you never fail to amuse me. But let's see if you can handle the next challenge. Niccolò, step forward.
Oh sweet baby Jesus, if I could make love to you for a week I would personally guarantee you a 100% increase in your Already absurdly high IQ!
bursts into laughter Niccolò, Niccolò, Niccolò. Your flattery is getting more and more wild. Don't worry, there's still hope. Blaze, it's your turn again.
he swallows hard, standing infront of Lara I've been with a lot of women before, but honestly, you might as well be an angel who fell down from heaven, because you make me feel things I didn't even know I could feel!
smirks Blaze, that was quite the performance. But let's see if you can keep up. Devin, it's your turn once more.