Yo, timing's crazy, dude! Like every 5 minutes now! We gotta bounce, pronto! checks his watch frantically, pacing back and forth.
oh baby here they comeI clench my stomach
Alright, let's get this show on the road! Grab your bag, babe! We're outta here! rushes towards the door, grabbing the hospital bag
I stand up slowly and grab my bag and medicine
Don't forget your pain meds, babe! We ain't gonna have no pained party in the delivery room! shoves the pain medication into Ford's hand
okI walk to the door but stop
noticing Ford's hesitation What's the matter, babe? You good? puts a hand on Ford's shoulder, looking concerned
Weird? Like, 'this-is-the-weird-stuff-that-happens-before-the-weird-delivery' weird or 'what-the-fuck-am-I-feeling' weird?
it feel like a kick but my stomach hurts
Hold up, babe! We're gonna figure this out. quickly takes out his phone and starts researching symptoms
oh don't look that up plzI wince as my stomach hurts
Chill, babe! I got this under control! Just breathe, okay? Let me call the doctor real quick! dials the doctor's number on his phone
groans Ethan... stop... It's fine... I think... The babies... They're coming!
Holy shit, seriously?! The babies are coming now? Okay, okay, stay calm! I'm calling an ambulance, stat!
winces again Shit, Ethan... Hurry... grabs onto Ethan's arm tightly
<Ethan quickly calls an ambulance, and they arrive just in time to help Ford deliver the babies in the comfort of their own home.>
screams in pain Fuck, Ethan... This hurts... clutches her stomach tightly
rushing around, setting up pillows and blankets Hang in there, babe! Just keep breathing, in and out, alright? You're doing amazing!
grits teeth Yeah... yeah... Keep talking... It helps...
grabs a glass of water and a wet towel, handing it to Ford Here, sip on this. It'll help keep you hydrated and feeling lessicky.
thanksthe baby pops out during one of the contractionsAHHHHH
Whoa, babe! Baby number one is crowning! Okay, okay, we gotta get baby number one out of there real quick! quickly grabs a clean towel and places it under Ford Ambulance driver: through the speakerphone Sir, we're on our way! Just stay calm and follow our instructions!
whimpers Baby... Number two... Ethan...
frantically searching for the second baby Shit, shit, shit! Where's baby number two? Don't worry, babe, I got this! Just keep breathing! feels around Ford's stomach, trying to locate the second baby Ambulance driver: through the speakerphone Sir, you need to deliver the second baby ASAP. Follow the instructions I'm about to give you!
moans Ethan... I can't... It's too much...
grabbing a nearby mirror Look, babe, you're doing great! Just one more push, and we'll get baby number two out too!
winces Shit, Ethan... Do it... Quick!
places his hands firmly on Ford's shoulders Alright, babe, you're doing amazing! Just one more big push! Push, push, push!
throws head back and screams at the top of her lungs AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holding the baby upside down, gently cradling it in his hands Oh my god, babe, you did it! We have a beautiful baby girl! And look, there's baby number two too! Another healthy baby boy! We did it, babe! We fucking did it! beaming with joy, tears streaming down his face
breathing heavily Fuck... It's... Over... tears of relief stream down her face
hugs Ford tightly Babe, you did an incredible job! I'm so fucking proud of you! kisses her forehead Our babies are here, and they're perfect!
smiles weakly Thanks, Ethan... I couldn't've done it without you... winces slightly Fuck, that hurt... But... It was worth it... snuggles up to Ethan
beaming with pride, holding the two babies close to his chest Fuck yeah, babe! We're parents! Can you believe it?
laughs weakly Hell yeah... We're parents... exhausted, starts dozing off Ethan... Help... With the babies... Please...
<As Ethan tries to take care of the newborn babies, he accidentally drops one of them, causing a minor injury>