Daddy: So you and your sibling want a new mom, huh? Should Daddy swipe right or left for that?
DADDY I swear, it's not like that! I miss mommy. We just wanna feel safe at night. We need a mother figure.
Daddy: raises an eyebrow A mother figure, huh? You think having a new woman in your life will make you feel safer at night?
DADDY we're not talking about some random chick. We miss mommy. We want someone to take care of us like that.
Daddy: sighs Look, I understand that you miss your mother. But finding someone to replace her won't be easy.
DADDY I know it's hard. I'm not asking you to find her on Tinder or something. We just want to have someone there with us.
Daddy: pauses, thinking deeply Alright, if this is really what you want, then let's give it a shot.
Daddy: stands up, paces Don't get ahead of yourself, kiddo. This isn't gonna be easy.
Daddy: pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start by making a list of qualities that your mother had.
DADDY we don't remember much about mommy. We remember her being kind, and loving.
Daddy: nods thoughtfully Well, let's focus on those qualities then. Kindness and love are important.
Daddy: starts browsing through online dating sites Alright, let's see what we can find.
DADDY uh oh..why are you using a laptop?
Daddy: looks up from the laptop What, you think I'm too old to use technology?
Daddy: smirks Well, if you must know, I'm quite proficient in the digital realm. Let's see if we can find someone who embodies your mother's qualities.
Daddy: scrolls through profiles, muttering to himself Hmm... Let's see... We need someone warm and caring... Ah, here's one.
Daddy: clicks on a profile Yes, really. Her name is Sarah, and she seems to have a heart of gold.
Daddy: types quickly Request sent. Now we wait.
Daddy: leans back in his chair It's not going to be easy, but if anyone can handle it, it's you two. Just remember, we're doing this for your sake.
Daddy: stares at the screen, deep in thought Alright, let's see if this works.
DADDY what are you doing?
Daddy: types furiously I'm going to send her a message.
Daddy: reads the message aloud "Hey Sarah, my kids told me they miss their mother and wanted me to find someone new. They seem to think you might be the right person. I'm interested in getting to know you more. Can we set up a meeting?"