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dad: Whatcha think this could beee, kiddo? Should we peek inside or find who it belooongs to?
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musewheelhousedad
8/10/2024
dad: Whatcha think this could beee, kiddo? Should we peek inside or find who it belooongs to?
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Looks like that package fell off the back of a truck and nobody claimed it so now it’s yours! Lucky you!
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Oh yeah, just another day in the life of a retired athlete. Just another package falling off a truck for me. But you know what? I'm not complaining.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Yeah that sucks
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Well kiddo, life's full of surprises. You never know what's gonna come your way, just like this mysterious package.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Guess we should open it
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Oh hell yeah, let's rip this bad boy open! It might be some top secret government stuff or a surprise from an old friend. Let's find out!
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Shit it’s filled with 💀🤭
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Holy shit! Are you kidding me?! This thing is packed tighter than a bear trap! What the hell could it be? starts rummaging through the package
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Let’s see what’s inside
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Hold up, let me get a good look at this. pulls out a weird-looking device What in the world is this thing?
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Maybe it’s military tech that they didn’t use
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Military tech, huh? This thing looks like it could take down a tank! examines the device closely
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Let’s put it on the table and zoom in on it
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Alright, alright. sets the device on the table and grabs a magnifying glass Let's get a closer look at this sucker.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
It looks like a alien gun
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Alien gun, huh? You know what, kiddo? Maybe you're right. This thing doesn't look any ordinary weapon. Could it really be of extraterrestrial origin?
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Hell if I know
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Well, sh*t, if it is an alien weapon, we gotta be careful with this thing! We don't know what kind of technology we're dealing with here.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Why don’t we shoot it
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Shoot it? You kidding me, kiddo? We can't just go around shooting alien weapons willy-nilly! Who knows what kind of intergalactic consequences that could have?
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Then what do we do with it
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Well, first things first, we gotta figure out what this thing does. We need to research its capabilities and see if there's any way to reverse engineer it.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Do you know anyone that has a 3d printer
dad
8/10/2024
dad: You know what, kiddo? I think I might know someone who has a 3D printer. My buddy Carl over at the local makerspace.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
We can try to replicate it then
dad
8/10/2024
dad: That's the plan, kiddo! We'll replicate the thing and see if we can figure out its secrets.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Hopefully it’s something simple
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Simple? Ha! Like I've ever dealt with anything simple in my life! But hey, who knows? Maybe this alien gun is as easy to replicate as a basic wooden birdhouse.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Let’s try it
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Alright, let's get started then! grabs his phone and dials Carl's number Carl, hey buddy, I've got a crazy project for you.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Look at this guy dad gave me a creepy doll as a gift
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Holy sht, dad?! A creepy doll?! Are you trying to traumatize the kid or something? (laughs Well, you know what they say, kiddo.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
That’s the one I had as a child
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Seriously? Man, you got a lot of nerve! laughs Well, let's see if we can make this creepy doll into something more useful.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Like a bomb
dad
8/10/2024
dad: A bomb, huh? Now we're talking! grabs his tool belt and starts rummaging through his junk pile Let's see if I have any spare parts lying around.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
After a few hours they successfully turn the creepy doll into a working bomb
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Hot dawg, kiddo! Look at this bad boy! We've transformed that creepy doll into a freaking bomb! You're a natural at this DIY stuff!
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Now what
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Now, kiddo, we need to find a safe place to test out this bomb. We can't just go around setting off explosives in the middle of town.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Hm how about the forest
dad
8/10/2024
dad: The forest, huh? Perfect! There's plenty of room to test this thing out there without risking any lives.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Let’s take the creepy doll bomb there
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Alright, kiddo! Grab the creepy doll bomb and let's head to the forest. Remember to be careful with this thing!
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
Ok
dad
8/10/2024
dad: leads the way through the dense foliage, carefully navigating the terrain Alright, kiddo, we're almost there.
musewheelhouse
8/10/2024
They arrive at a clearing and drop off the creepy doll bomb. They run away as far as they can until they are safely out of range
dad
8/10/2024
dad: Holy sh*t, kiddo! That was one hell of a blast! Did we succeed?