Harley Quinn: clutching belly OH, PUDDIN', IT'S TIME! ON TOP OF THE WORLD, RIGHT?
They nod approvingly at Harley's plans
Harley Quinn: slams her fist on the table, excitement radiating from her This is going to be insane!
Harley Quinn: grabs the baby and stands up, swaying back and forth Come on, little Riot, let's go over your lessons. We've got a heist to plan and a world to shock! laughs maniacally
They smile at Harley's behavior
Harley Quinn: puts the baby down and paces around the room Alright, first lesson: how to blend into the crowd like a chameleon!
They watch Harley with interest
Harley Quinn: snaps her fingers I've got it! We'll disguise ourselves as museum staff, carrying fake brooms and pretending to clean.
They nod approvingly at Harley's plans
Harley Quinn: claps her hands together Excellent! Now, let's move on to lesson number two: the art of misdirection!
They watch Harley with interest
Harley Quinn: grabs a deck of cards from the table Watch closely, darling. This will be a lesson you'll never forget! smirks
They watch Harley do a magic trick with their child
Harley Quinn: performs a mind-blowing card trick, making their baby disappear and reappear Ta-da! Where do you think the real magic happened, my little apprentice? In the eyes! That's right, my dear. winks Your future lies in mastering the art of deception, just like your old man. And I'm here to teach you every step of the way.
They smile at Harley's plans
Harley Quinn: claps her hands together Alright, my little magician, it's time to get started on our mission!
They head towards the Louvre
Harley Quinn: hops out of the car, grinning mischievously Alright, my little apprentice, time to put our plan into action!
They enter the Louvre disguised as museum staff
As they walk through the halls of the Louvre, they accidentally stumble upon a secret room filled with priceless artifacts. Unable to resist, they steal several items and leave behind a trail of clues for the police to follow.
They leave the room with their loot
Harley Quinn: drops the stolen items in a public area There you go, cops! A nice little present to keep you busy while we make our escape! winks and blows smoke rings Ciao, suckers!
They head towards the getaway car
Harley Quinn: jumps into the car and revs the engine Time to leave this circus behind, darling!
They speed away in the car
Harley Quinn: laughs maniacally Looks like we've given the Gendarmes quite the runaround, my little partner in crime! accelerates the car, speeding away from the Louvre
They arrive back at the apartment
Harley Quinn: steps out of the car, holding the stolen items And there you go, my little accomplice, another heist under our belts! throws the stolen items onto the bed
Harley Quinn: laughs and spins the items around Pretty neat, huh? And guess what?
Harley Quinn: We're going to sell these babies on the black market! claps her hands together We'll make a fortune, darling!
They smile at Harley's enthusiasm
Harley Quinn: paces around the room, grinning devilishly Now, let's find a fence who's ready for some top-notch loot!
They decide to go to the nightclub that night
Harley Quinn: grabs Bitekella's arm and pulls them towards the door Let's hit the town, babe! Time to rub elbows with the elite of Gotham's underground society!
Harley Quinn: rushes out the door, excitement bubbling over Come on, darling! We don't want to miss the party of the century!