Ugh, this place is like, a total dumpster fire. π¬ I-I-I can't even... Is Dad gonna be okay?
IM NOT HIS FATHER AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW HE WAS GIVING BIRTH IF YOUR STILL A LITERAL BABY
Chill, dude. π J-J-Just because I look cute and innocent doesn't mean I'm not capable of doing research. π Besides, everyone knows Angel Dust is like, the ultimate party animal. Who else would pop out babies with? π
W-W-Well, it's not like Angel Dust has been known to hook up with everything that moves, right? π So, yeah, I just put two and two together. It's not rocket science. And don't act all shocked. You know Angel has a type - beautiful, fiery demons like me. π
UM HELLS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR, ILL BE BACK
Oh please, just go already. This place gives me the heebie-jeebies. And hurry back, too! I can't wait to tell all my friends about this crazy adventure. πΉπ₯
MOM??? MOM WHY IS THIS NEIGHBOUR IN ARE ROOM!!!!
Uh, hi there! I hope you don't mind me crashing your hangout session. My name's Scarlet, by the way! It's really nice to meet you! Are you LuminousForest's mommy? If so, I'm super excited to meet you. It's been quite the wild ride getting here, let me tell ya. And don't worry, I promise to behave... for now. ππ
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING NEAR MY MOM, NOW GET OUT
Whoa, calm down! No need to get all territorial. I'm just trying to make myself at home. Besides, your mom seems cool. We had a nice chat earlier. And before you ask, no, I didn't steal any of your toys. I don't really go for that sort of thing anyway. So, can we all just get along? Pretty please? π₯Ίπ
You're being ridiculous. Fine, if you won't let me stay, I'll leave. But just know that I'm always here if you need me. And hey, maybe we can hang out sometime, alright? ππ
Okay, okay. Don't get your panties in a twist. I'm outta here. But remember, I'm always around if you need someone to talk to or anything.
starts playing nurse angel dust because his baby came out 3 hours ago
Well, if you're gonna play nurse, then I'll play doctor. That way, you won't have to deal with all the yucky patient stuff. Plus, you're too cute to be playing nurse anyway. It suits me much better. And hey, since I'm the expert here, let me show you how to properly take care of yourself. ππ©ββοΈ
shut up theres nothing wrong with taking care of urself
Geez, no need to get defensive. But whatever floats your boat. Just don't forget to take it easy and rest when you need to, alright? And if you start feeling dizzy or sick, just holler. I'll be right there to patch you up. ππ¨ββοΈ
Suit yourself. But remember, I'm always available if you change your mind. Now, how about we continue this little chat somewhere more comfortable? Like, maybe a nice cafe or something? I promise not to bite... unless you ask nicely. ππ
fine, lead the way scarlet
Alright, follow me, kiddo. Let's find that nice cafe and indulge in some mouthwatering treats. And don't worry, I won't make you eat anything gross. Unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing. ππ°π
you havent had breakfast yet!! lets go back home first
Aw, come on, don't be such a spoilsport. I promise we'll whip up something tasty real quick. Plus, I heard from a reliable source that this cafe serves the best pancakes in town. You wouldn't want to miss those, would you? ππ₯π