Big Belly Bob: Ha-haaa! Re-mem-mem-ber that pie-eating contest? I almost rolled off the stage!
Yeah, I remember you stuffing your mouth with pies
burps Oops, excuse me! Can't help but let it rip after that pie feast. rubs his bloated stomach
You know, Lanaedi, they used to call me "Mount St. Belly" back in the day. chuckles
Ah, good times. I could eat a whole turkey in one sitting! laughs proudly
laughing And win all the eating competitions like a freak.
flexes his abs, or tries to Well, it's all about the strategy, my friend. Gotta train those gut muscles, you know?
smiling I don’t know how you won either
grins It's all about having a solid game plan, my man. First, you gotta stretch those gut muscles with some light yoga.
raising an eyebrow Yoga? Really?
Hell yeah, man! Downward-facing dog is essential for stretching out the ol' belly. Trust me, it works like a charm!
chuckling Alright, try it.
stands up and assumes a downward-facing dog position See? Just like this! Gotta keep those abs limber, bro!
listening to you Damn, Bob, you're full of surprises.
lets out a loud fart Surprise, surprise, surprise! The belly strikes again! Hahahaha!
laughing You're a nut, Bob. A big, hilarious nut.
starts doing belly dance moves Ta-da! The Belly-farian routine! Watch this, my friend!
twerks on the floor Look at me go! The fat is loose, the fat is free!
I start laughing uncontrollably
strikes a pose Ta-da! The Belly-farian has struck again! What did you think of that, Lanaedi?
I smile That was hilarious
Oh come on, Lanaedi, that was some top-notch twerking right there! You can't deny the moves!
smiling You're something else, Bob. A walking legend.
takes a sip of his beer Ahh, legend status achieved! But you know what's even more legendary?
takes a deep breath Legendary eating, bro! Watch this! starts devouring a giant plate of nachos Eat 'em up, Big Belly Bob's on the prowl!