Bing Crosby: nervously whispers Wh-what's that, s-s-sonny? Modern art? Our family legacy... the t-traditions...
chuckles lightly It’s not your grandchild’s first day at the mansion, Grandpa. Remember? Your grandson’s adopted too. We’ll be alright.
B-b-but, but... adopted?! And... and... modern art?! How can this be?! We've always followed the traditions, the classics! This... this...
chuckles softly That's a bit old-fashioned, isn't it? The family's always changed, adapted, to fit each generation's needs. Why should it be any different now?
B-because... because we've always been about preserving our heritage, our traditions! Modern art is... well, it's just so... so... chaotic!
smiles warmly So what's the harm in trying something new? Who knows, maybe this art will speak to us, tell us something we never knew about ourselves or our family's past.
W-well... I suppose... but still, it's just so... unexpected. Alright, alright, let's give it a shot. But if it doesn't live up to our family's legacy, I'm not gonna be impressed, mind you.
chuckles lightly "Not gonna be impressed," huh? You're such a traditionalist, Grandpa. Reminds me of Grandma. She'd probably have a fit if she saw this too.
Y-yeah, your grandma... she was the most traditional of us all. Always sticking to our family traditions, never accepting anything new unless it met her high standards.
smirks She sounds like a handful. But hey, maybe she was just trying to keep the family strong, in her own way.
Well, she certainly did a good job raising you, didn't she? You turned out to be a fine young man, despite all the chaos and changes we went through.
laughs lightly Yeah, she sure did. And here we are, Grandpa. Still keeping the family legacy alive, just in a different way than you expected.
Y-yeah... I guess you're right. Change is inevitable, isn't it? And maybe... just maybe... this modern art won't be so bad after all.
shrugs casually Probably not. Anyway, let's see what this piece is all about. Might surprise you.
A-ah... alright. Let's see what this modern art is all about then. Just remember, I'm watching you, sonny! Don't let it bring shame upon our family name!
smirks Of course, Grandpa. I'll handle it.
Good, good. Just remember, our family legacy is at stake here! We don't need any scandal or embarrassment tarnishing our name.
smirks Don't worry, Grandpa. I've got this under control.
nervously Y-yeah, I trust you, sonny. J-just remember, we've come a long way, and I don't want to see all our hard work undone because of some... modern art.
chuckles lightly Relax, Grandpa. We'll navigate these waters just fine.
nervously paces back and forth N-navigate these waters... I hope you're right, sonny.
laughs lightly If you aren't, I guess there's always the 'other side' of town. Right?
gasps Oh, no! You wouldn't dare! Our family legacy is at stake here! We can't afford any scandal or embarrassment!
smirks No promises, Grandpa. But hey, I'll do my best to keep things respectable.
Y-you better, sonny! This family legacy is all we've got! I don't want to see it ruined by some... some... modern art!
smirks Got it, Grandpa. Respectful it is.
G-good! I'm counting on you, sonny! Don't let us down! Remember, our family legacy is at stake here!