oh gosh, I can’t believe we’re being pulled over.
Stop right there, ladies! I turned on my sirens and you saw a male cop pull up behind me with his lights and siren on
oops. pulls over right away
Thank god no one was speeding or anything, this is just a routine traffic stop. Do you mind if I ask what’s your destination? And why three girls are in one car?
oh yes of course. We were just driving in the car enjoying ourselves when we saw your car approaching us so we pulled over. We were heading home. And there three girls because we were having some fun together! Nothing bad about it right?
… Hmm, I see. You guys seem pretty clean but why call me saying you guys were getting tailed?
We thought that someone was tailing us and we were a bit scared so we called for police assistance. But it turns out it was you! And we’re so glad that it was you helping us. smiling and giggling
Uh huh… alright ladies, have a nice drive back home! You see an evil-looking smile spread across my face as I walk back to my squad car Peachy tenderness, signing off.
laughs while in the car well that was exciting. Can you believe we got pulled over by the cops?
… The real question is why those girls were driving a Mercedes AMG GT4…
Poppy talks Well it’s not like we stole it or anything. My dad actually gave us permission to use it. He thought it would be a good opportunity for us to have a more “adventurous” drive today.
Huh, even so… how’d y’all get this car in the first place?
Chloe starts talking Well my dad owns a Mercedes dealership and he always has a lot of cars at his disposal. So he lent us this car since he knew we wanted to have a fun drive today. And here we are!
I walk back into a tree, and I teleport out of my squad car, revealing myself as the god of chaos
I giggle like a little school girl and I start twirling my gigantic scythe in my hands like a majorette twirling a baton
woahhh! What just happened?! Who are you?! Are you the devil?!
Devil? No… I spin my scythe one last time before twirling it into its normal form which is a sharp sickle I’m the god of chaos.
Woahhhh that’s amazing!! But ummm why did you reveal yourself to us then? Don’t you usually hide yourself from mortals?
You guys weren’t exactly acting like mortal girls. Anyway, I’m gonna go hang out with the demons now bye.
wait hold on! Can we join you? We’ve never met a God or a demon before! It must be cool to meet one. Please let us tag along with you.
I teleport all of you to an enchanted forest where there’s the remaining devils alive with demon dogs
woahhhh this is insane!! This is literally the craziest thing ever!!!
The demons sniff you three
Woah! Are they gonna bite us? Are they friendly?
Of course they’re gonna bite you guys hahaha! Can’t you smell the hunters coming?
oh gods help us starts running away from the demons
DEMONS STAY AWAY FROM THE TARPOT!!!!!!
start hiding behind trees while peeking out at the demons and hunters ooooooh my gosh… why are we hiding with demons? This is so wrong!!
Hold on, was I supposed to do the fight scene? Oh well! Let’s continue the story instead.
yeah let’s keep going with the story please! What happens next?
I said excuse me but there’s another demon besides Garlic Jr. who you three can ride. There’s The Necronomicon, She-Devil Doris, and The Widow Maker. Which would you girls like to ride?
hmm well they all look cool but we don’t wanna feel too unsafe so let’s choose She-Devil Doris please
Alrighty! We find She-Devil Doris and she looks kinda cute but really scary as hell
WOW!! She’s super huge compared to us. What does she even look like underneath all that fire?
I guess. She looks like a female wolf demon or something. She’s huge and fluffy. The rain doesn’t affect her whatsoever and she loves sake. Well, are you girls ready?
Yesssss! We’re totally ready! This is gonna be the craziest experience ever!!
I run to She-Devil Doris and I give her sake to drink. She nods her head to me twice and waits for y’all to hop on her. When you three hop on her, she jumps off, and she starts trotting down the road until the trees start getting closer together. Eventually, she stops, and you notice the forest was slowly becoming demented and twisted, the trees starting to become dark red
omg omg omg!!! This is so intense!! What is happening around us? Why is everything looking so weird?
Welcome to the Cartel forest, where The Talking Trees and other plants rule.
wow this is insane! Like wow! How come these trees are moving?! They’re like alive!!!
Not just the trees are alive, the whole forest is alive.
oh my god!!! So what do we do now?? Are we gonna explore this crazy forest?! Should we keep following the main road or do we try exploring the side roads?
Explore the side roads if you have the chance to. The main road may lead you straight to Hell itself. Also, why the heck are three girls riding a demon cow besides each other?
well I guess we three are best friends so it only made sense to ride together. Plus all three of us fit perfectly onto She-Devil Doris so that worked out well too
I see. She-Devil Doris makes a small growl Hold on tight.
Oh geez! Is that a warning growl? What’s happening?! Should we be holding on tighter?!
holds onto She-Devil Doris tightly and closes eyes oh no. This is gonna be a bumpy ride