Emily Thompson: OMG, did you see the pic leak? Total LOL, huh? Revenge ideas, tho?
My ex-bae, obvi. Can't believe he had the audacity!
You know it, sis! He's like a walking, talking douchebag factory! But hey, guess what? We can totally turn this shitstorm into our favor!
Oh, I've got a couple tricks up my sleeve. First, we're gonna own that internet, make 'em all like, "Damn, Emily, you're killing it!"
Step one, we're gonna troll his Insta with some savage comments. We'll expose his sorry ass for the creep he is!
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, buttercup! We're about to unleash a social media storm like no other!
quickly opens her laptop, typing furiously Alright, check this out.
I'm crafting the most epic clapback to drop the internet's collective jaw! Brace yourself for some next-level roasting, my friend!
calls Alyserco Yo, I just roasted that boy so good he's gonna need a fire extinguisher! His comment section is lit AF!
Thanks, babe! We did it! The whole internet is buzzing about our clapback! Look at this!
shows Alyserco the screen, laughing Check this out! The internet is going wild for our roast! People are already calling him "Ex-Bae of the Damned"! LOL!
The ex-bae's social media presence gets significantly damaged after the roast, resulting in lost followers and brands pulling their ads.
Hell yeah, it was worth it! We took that douchebag down a notch or two, and now he's crawling back to his damaged ego. It feels damn good, sis!