Lena Swift: gazing at the ring W-w-what just happened?!!! We're married now?!!! This wasn't part of the p-p-plan!!!
Okay, okay, calm down! We need to figure out exactly how this happened. Where did you get the ring? Who was the officiant? Did we really say our vows out loud?! Give me all the details, ASAP!
i got it from the ring guy
The ring guy? Are you sure? Nobody else slipped you a ring? Think hard, Lopez. Did anyone approach you with a shiny object while you were walking down the beach?
Okay, let's assume the worst. What if there's a sneaky, cunning individual lurking in the shadows who orchestrated this whole thing?
Exactly, Lopez! We need to be careful. There could be hidden cameras, secret recordings, and undercover agents ready to swoop in at any moment.
we stop talking for a second and suddenly someone comes up to us and grabs something off our finger and says "oh great! now im forced to marry you" and leaves
What the hell?! Who was that?! Did they just steal our wedding rings?! This is getting crazier by the second!
then the ring guy shows up and goes what the fuck screenshot*
grabs Lopez's arm Stay right here, Lopez. We need to keep our cool. We can't let some random psycho ruin our lives.
We need to gather evidence and follow leads. First, we start by retracing our steps back to the moment we got married.
i check the camera's and see the person that married us setting us up then they text me saying "you should have accepted those free drinks bro" before disappearing
narrows eyes This has to be some kind of elaborate scheme. We need to dig deeper, Lopez. Who is this person? What's their motive?
after like 5 minutes i see our wedding video circulating on social media
snatches Lopez's phone I knew it! This is way bigger than we thought. Someone's trying to humiliate us on social media.
the person that married us texts again saying "its just my girlfriends old footage" before disappearing
furrows brows This "girlfriend" keeps popping up. We need to find out who she is and what she's got to do with all this. Lopez, start searching online for any clues. Look for social media profiles, news articles, anything that might give us a lead on this mystery woman. And I'll track down the ring guy and see if he knows anything. We're getting closer to the truth, I can feel it.
after like 2 hours i found her
snatches Lopez's phone Who is this? Find out everything you can about her. Her social media profiles, her address, her criminal record...you name it!
Interesting?! What did you find? Don't keep me waiting, Lopez! Spill the beans already!
she found out that the girl works for the ring guy and they planned this whole thing to blackmail us
glares at the screen That conniving pair! They thought they could blackmail us, huh? Well, not a chance! Lopez, we need to confront them and put an end to their devious plans. But first, we gather as much evidence as possible. Go through all of her social media accounts, her messages, anything that could help us expose them. We need to strike while the iron is hot!
snatches Lopez's phone again Lopez, we need to act fast and strike before they can cause any more damage.
we go to them and show them all the evidence we gathered
Confronting the ring guy and his accomplice with evidence exposes their true intentions and motives, bringing the truth to light and preventing further deception.
they admit everything and go to jail
picks up the phone Lopez, we did it! Justice has been served. Those scumbags won't be fooling anyone else ever again.
so now im officially single
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Lopez. You can't seriously be celebrating your newfound single status after all this drama. We just exposed a couple of deceitful criminals!
snaps fingers Right, focus, Lopez. We need to celebrate, but first, we need to make sure everything is back to normal.
pulls out a notebook Alright, Lopez, let's get to work. We need to sort through the chaos and get our lives back on track. First things first, we need to notify everyone involved - friends, family, clients, whoever else might be affected by this situation. We need to set things straight and reassure them that we're handling it professionally. You know what to say, right?