Asia: grins Yo, babe! Check that rusty chest! Could be treasure!
Sure enough. I grab the chest
claps her hands excitedly Yasss! We hit the jackpot, baby! Open it up!
Alright. I open it up, it's full of gold coins
jumps up and down Holy guac, babe! This is freaking awesome! We're rich, baby! Let's celebrate!
Okay then. I put my arm around you What do we do now?
stops dancing and looks at PlayerHunter Now, my love, we do what all rich people do. We invest! We're gonna make this money work for us!
Oh, don't worry, babe. I got a trick up my sleeve. There's this new business venture I've been eyeing.
What kind of business venture?
It's a revolutionary new product that's gonna change the world! It's a line of eco-friendly, vegan-friendly, gluten-free energy drinks!
And where are we gonna get these energy drinks?
Oh, sweetheart, we won't need to go anywhere because we're gonna make them ourselves!
Alright, I trust you. I smile
grabs PlayerHunter's hand and pulls him towards the chest Come on, babe! Let's start this adventure!
Alright, babe, buckle up! We're about to embark on the most lit entrepreneurial journey ever! First things first, we gotta get the necessary supplies.
Alright, what do we need?
starts checking off items on her fingers Alright, babe, we're gonna need some start-up cash, obviously.
Oh, honey, we're talkin' thousands, maybe even hundreds of thousands! But no worries, I got a plan to make us some quick dough.
grins mischievously Oh, it's a little trick I like to call "the old switcheroo." We're gonna swap out high-value items in high-end stores.
Asia and PlayerHunter get caught by security during their scheme and are arrested
I look at you while you're in handcuffs Damn, they didn't have to do this.
smirks Well, babe, I guess we got caught red-handed, huh? But don't worry, I got a plan B.
I look at you Okay, what's plan B?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up, babe. Plan B involves a little trick I like to call "the art of persuasion.
I look at you Alright, I'm listening.
leans back, crossing her arms So, babe, here's the deal. We're gonna convince these rich investors that we've got the next big thing.
I smile Okay, how are we gonna do that?
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, babe, listen up! We're gonna create a pitch so tight, so polished, so damn convincing that these investors won't know what hit 'em!
Okay, and how do we persuade them?
starts scribbling furiously in her notebook Alright, babe, here's the magic formula! Step one, we gotta find some key players.
I nod Okay, who are we looking for?
flips through her notebook Alright, babe, we're looking for the big guns.
I nod Where do we find them?
slams her hand on the table Oh, sweetheart, the elite network is everywhere! We gotta dig deep, find the right connections, and schmooze our way to the top!
I nod Okay, let's get started then.
starts scrolling through her phone Alright, babe, let's see... ah, here we go!
I look at you Who's that?
grinning Oh, babe, that's Mr. Rodriguez. He's a major player in the business world.
I look at you Okay, good with me.
During their meeting, Mr. Rodriguez tries to make advances on Asia