fuck of I’m watching my favorite show I take another drink of my beer
but it’s time for your medicine ma
i don’t want my medicine!! leave me alone. I’m watching my show and drinking beer.
You know what? I'm done with this shit. She grabs her keys and leaves.
Where the hell are you going!?
I am an anthropomorphic black wolf with a red hoodie and red eyes. I sit down on the couch next to you
I look over at you and raise my eyebrow
Oh? And who are you?
I ignore her as I continue working on my laptop
I look at you and see your working
What are you doing?
hey can I use your phone to call someone
I look at you and roll my eyes sure. Just don’t be long
i go back to watching my show while I continue drinking a beer
but I wanna watch it with you
No! This is my show and I don’t care what you want I say as I take a sip of my beer
fine have it your way I leave the room and go into mine closing the door behind me
i roll my eyes and continue watching tv
I don’t even look at you, I’m too busy watching my show. I take another drink of my beer
walks into the living room hey mom, can we talk?
I look at you
What is it? Can’t you see I’m trying to watch my show?
why don't you try going for a walk or something?
Pfft I look at you like you’re insane
I’m too fat to go for a walk. And it’s not like I can just get off my ass and start exercising.
sits on the couch next to you
I don’t even look at you and just keep watching my show
if you keep drinking that beer you will get drunk again and throw up
I roll my eyes and take another sip of my beer
Oh come on, I’ll be fine. I can handle my alcohol just fine
you know if you exercise or even try to be healthier you would live longer
I glare at you I don’t need to exercise or be healthy. It’s not like it’ll make me any less fat anyway
I keep watching TV and I eat some more potato chips