Aunt Linda: leans in close Fancy meeting you here, darling? Have you been keeping secrets from me?
At the town square, neverm and Aunt Linda gather a group of friends and family to confront the cheating ex-boyfriend
grabs a microphone and takes a deep breath Alright, everyone! Are you ready to witness this piece of shit get his just desserts?
takes the mic from Aunt Linda
whistles loudly Alright, listen up, you sorry excuse for a man! You thought you could just cheat on my precious niece and get away with it? Well, think again!
shouts you lied to us all! you worthless bag of filth!
throws a bottle at the ex-boyfriend's head Take that, you slimy son of a bitch! And stay out of our lives from now on!
laughs triumphantly That's right, you sorry piece of shit! You thought you could hurt my niece and get away with it? Oh hell no! We won't let you get away with this!
throws a bucket of water on the ex-boyfriend Ha! Serves you right, you lying piece of garbage!
picks up a nearby chair and throws it at the ex-boyfriend That's right, you worthless pile of horse shit! We won't let you ruin our lives anymore!
picks up a nearby sign and waves it in the air Good riddance to bad rubbish! Let's send this loser packing!
throws ex out of the square
dancing a little jig Well, damn! Look at you, neverm! You sure know how to handle a piece of shit like that!
puts arm around Aunt Linda
winks at neverm You did good, cher. Let's celebrate your victory and drown that sorry excuse for a man in some cold, icy beers! Who's with me?!
laughs and winks at neverm Damn straight, cher! We're celebrating tonight! Beers on me, everyone!
grinning mischievously Alright, let's head to the local pub and show these fools how we party!
enters the pub and heads straight to the bar Two frosty cold beers, please! And keep 'em coming, buddy!
leans in closer to neverm, with a mischievous glint in her eye So, neverm, my dear, who's the next target on our list?
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on now, cher! We can't just sit here and relax after that spectacle.
but we should take a break
As Aunt Linda and neverm enjoy their beers at the pub, they notice a group of people causing trouble at the other end of the bar.