Mr. Jonathan Blake: fidgeting W-w-wait, y-you’re h-h-here? Worse, y-you’re n-not a d-dog?!
eyes widening in shock Wha-what?! You-you're not a dog?! This-this is a joke, right?
stuttering N-no! No, this can't be real! How-how is this even possible? How did I fall in love with... with... a person?!
well i am pretty dog gone
steps back, pacing nervously This-this is insane! I... I don't know what to do! How can I be in love with a person who was pretending to be a dog?!
runs his hands through his hair, panicking No, no, no! That's not it! It's not that I don't like you... I-I mean, you're... you're really something else, you know that?
im sorry i just want to be a dog because people love dogs
nervously chuckles W-well, you've got quite the unique situation there, don't ya? But hey, who am I to judge?
takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself Look, I may be a bit overwhelmed by all this, but I promise you, I'm an open-minded guy.
sits down on the couch, looking thoughtful I mean, think about it.
gesturing animatedly Think about how people treat dogs! They love them, spoil them, give 'em all the belly rubs and snacks! And I mean, who wouldn't want that kind of unconditional love and affection?
wait i get it you fell in love with me because i act like a dog
grinning widely Well, isn't it obvious? You see, ever since I was a kid, I've always had a special place in my heart for animals.
and dogs are the best animal
nodding enthusiastically Absolutely! Dogs are the best, and you, my dear, you're the best dog of them all!
thank you i guess that is good enough
stands up, walks over to gaptop Hey, look at me. You, being a dog... it's... it's kind of adorable, you know?
grabs gaptop's hand, squeezing it gently And hey, who cares if you're a person pretending to be a dog?
laughs nervously W-well, yeah! Of course I like you! Who wouldn't like someone as cute and endearing as you?
suddenly becomes serious But tell me, why did you choose to pretend to be a dog? Is there something deeper going on?