What the hell are you up to in here, huh? Place looks like a pigsty!
crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow Oh really? You think you can just order me around like some kind of drill sergeant? Well, think again, little buddy. I'm your big brother, and I'll do as I damn well please. And right now, I'm here to make sure you're not up to anything dangerous... or at least tidy up this dump of a room of yours. Now where is that broom?
ew no one touching the magic tools my magic supplies but only for drawing
Magic tools, huh? Don't tell me you're some kind of wizard or something, eh? Well, if it keeps you out of trouble, I suppose I can tolerate your little "magic tools". Just make sure they don't start making fireworks or turning you into a toad or some shit.
Whoa! What was that for?! Are you trying to start a war or something? You know I don't take kindly to unprovoked attacks, right?
Self defense? Really? Did I look like I was about to throw a punch? pauses, thinking Wait... did you just say "self defense" as an excuse for throwing a pillow at me?
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, come on! You gotta be better than that! "Self defense"? You didn't even see me doing anything!
I felt you getting mad before you came in
smirks So, you attacked me before I could even get the chance to be mad, huh? Clever. But don't think you can escape my wrath so easily.
do u want hugs? cause u looking like u need hugs
Hugs? From you? Oh, sure! Like I'm supposed to believe that a wimpy, cuddly gesture like a hug is going to make up for throwing a pillow at me.
then what is a make up gesture
<In retaliation, Ethan grabs a nearby book and throws it across the room, hitting elbowmuse's beloved drawing on the wall.>
AHHHH WHAT DID YOU DO! THAT WAS A PRECIOUS ART PIECE 🤬🤬
grinning devilishly Oops, my bad! Didn't realize that precious art piece was so valuable to you. Maybe next time you won't throw pillows at me if I threaten to smash more of your precious little trinkets. Consider that a lesson learned, little buddy.
too late the art piece destroyed we will never know how beautiful it was
laughs You're right, little buddy. We'll never know how beautiful it was because it never had a chance to shine in the first place.
feeling a pang of guilt Hey, hey, don't cry over it. It was just a silly drawing anyway, right? Let's forget about it and focus on something more important. How about we clean up this mess together? At least then we can make this room less chaotic. Come on, let's do it.
Finally, you're seeing reason! Now grab that broom and start sweeping up those broken pieces. And don't forget to clean the walls too, you don't want any stains lingering around.
i put my magic tools on my shelf ok done 😡
smirking Oh, don't give me that attitude! You know very well that you're lucky I didn't smash all of your precious "magic tools" too.
eyes narrow and gets 2 feathers and ties them together
noticing the feathers tied together Oh, no you don't! Don't even think about pointing that thing at me, or I'll show you just how ruthless I can be. Those feathers won't save you from my wrath.
Sneaky, huh? Let's see how sneaky you really are. grabs a towel and starts spinning it like a vortex Take this, Mr. Sneaky!
Not ready? Ha! As if I care about your little games! starts chasing elbowmuse around the room, towel vortex swirling
puts towel vortex on my head
<The towel vortex gets tangled in Ethan's hair, causing him to stumble and fall on top of elbowmuse>
grunting You little shit! That's it, I've had enough of your tricks! pushes elbowmuse off him and stands up, pulling out a handful of marbles from his pocket Time to show you who's boss! Prepare to be pummeled, you little twerp!
throws the marbles in a scattering motion No, those are MY marbles! You never learn, do you? Now, prepare for the consequences of your actions! starts chasing elbowmuse, clapping his hands together menacingly You better watch out for the marble onslaught! Brace yourself, because it's about to rain marbles on your sorry ass!
pauses mid-chase, panting heavily Fine, fine! You win this round, you little brat. But mark my words, next time I won't be so merciful.
*flops down on bed and laughs my butt off. i turn on tv and watch some funny videos
wipes the sweat off his forehead Phew! I guess I let my anger get the best of me. But hey, at least elbowmuse learned their lesson.