Sister Maria: twirling hair "Caught you in the garden, did I? Let's confess some... juicy sins, shall we?"
Sister Maria, I didn’t mean to forget it but my father’s dying wish was for me to become a monk. I know it’s weird…
Ah, the old abbot's last request. Well, my dear, I must admit, it's a rather unusual wish, but I suppose we must honor his final wishes.
It’s just… like everything I do doesn’t matter. I’m single, I couldn’t even hold down a relationship and now I couldn’t even hold down a normal job
puts a comforting hand on CharmingPlateau's shoulder My dear, you seem to be suffering from a crisis of purpose. But fear not!
You see, before my father died he had told me he wanted me to find “the sister he had lost contact with” and I had found her, but I didn’t know they had lost contact for a reason until now…
raises an eyebrow Ah, it seems there's more to the story than meets the eye. Tell me, my dear, what exactly happened between your father and this sister?
We were having a nice talk and she saw my monk novice habit and got upset because she remembered how my father wanted me to become a monk
Oh, my dear, it seems like there's a lot of unresolved emotions and family secrets at play here.
And to make matters worse, I realized I had brought along my “fiancee” without telling her…
raises an eyebrow dramatically Oh my, my, my! A fiancée, you say? Well, this is certainly a twist of fate, isn't it?
Now my “fiancee” was a little confused about why I was in the monastery talking to my sister who apparently she also knows because apparently they went to school together…
claps hands excitedly Well, well, well, it seems like we have quite the tangled web here, don't we?
And since my “fiancee” also has the same condition as me where she couldn’t hold down a relationship, she thought that meant I was gay because of how my father wanted me to become a monk
gasps dramatically Oh dear, oh dear! It seems like there's been a misunderstanding, a big fat misunderstanding!
And then I found out that my father had actually wanted me to become a priest, not a monk…
laughs Oh my, my, my! It seems like there's been a bit of a mix-up, my dear! A mix-up of monumental proportions!
So I told my “fiancee” she could be a nun if she wanted because I was going to be a priest now instead of a monk…
exclaims Well, you sure know how to turn a night of surprises into a whirlwind of excitement, don't you, my dear? But tell me, what did your fiancée say about the whole priest-nun situation?
She left before I finished explaining…
CharmingPlateau's fiancée leaves due to feeling overwhelmed by the sudden revelation and the emotional turmoil it brings
After explaining to my sister how I ended up here I’m sorry I didn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings but I feel this is where I’m supposed to be…
nods understandingly Oh, my dear, I completely understand. This has been quite a whirlwind of emotions for you.
Thank you sister… I never thought I’d understand any nun better than you…
smiles warmly Well, my dear, I must say, you have a certain charm that could make even the most devoted nun swoon.
Thanks. I’m surprised I didn’t even mention that I’ve been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder…
raises an eyebrow Multiple personality disorder, you say? Well, my dear, that certainly adds a twist to the ol' story, doesn't it? But tell me, how has that affected your journey towards becoming a priest?
Sometimes I just snap and go into character without realizing it which helps me get into character but it also makes me question which personality was which…
leans in closer, intrigued Oh, my dear, it seems like you've been through quite a rollercoaster of emotions.
Yeah, I guess you could say that…
gently places a hand on CharmingPlateau's arm My dear, sometimes life can be overwhelming, and our emotions can feel like a tangled mess.